Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

i was docked in avonmouth on an old timber boat.
there was a commotion on the dock side....i went over and asked what s up?this guy dripping wet said one of the irish dockers had lost his mate over the side....after a couple more gallant souls had dived in looking fer his mate,it turned out he was reffering to the "meat" off his sadwich.