Sports   (Talk about balls here.)

baker boy,
You'v e not seen the game or the goals have ya lad.
Bolton palyed football on the ground yesterday. The first goal came fron a sweeping move through midfielder Pratley out to the right winger , who with a wicked cross that straifed tics' woeful back 4 for Reo Coker to nudge in.
The 2nd saw the manassa mauler, as ya calll him, deftly pick steve gohouri's pocket to put it on a swivelling plate for fellow striker N 'Gog who natted past the hapless Al Habsi with aplomb.
The last came through the Wanderers' slick, dominant midfield schemers giving Eagles the nod to ghost through the home side's feckless back four, with time to wave at the 3500 strong loyal suport before stroking it into the onion bag.

Big hoof they aren't.