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I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.
My Dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response;
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid


"Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."