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Hello Harry,our tourism dept. advertise Jersey as 'the warmest place in Britain',and I'm saying"don't believe the lieing toerags".They haven't stood in the middle of a Jersey field when a keen East wind is hitting you straight from Siberia.
I've got a stiff neck
And it's driving me mad
I've been to the doctors
And he said,"look here lad"
Your seventy,you know
So stop climbing trees
If you don't
You'll be stiff
Right down to your knees.

I noticed on the TV weather forecast for today that it was 11 degrees in Preston and 4 degrees in Jersey.