People   (Re-unions, trace old friends and relatives.)

Hi Nick/Dave
Nick there is no doubt you should be an Elf you may recall the Good sisters in Greenfield used to call you a little imp & through natural progression look you have progressed into a natural Elf, you have got to give it to Claire her observations of my athletic physique is correct, I guess Claire would like to be the fairy but I will turn her down so she can follow her duties as noted & described in previous correspondence 16/12/10 to look after you. Remember you & Dave are only gettin one days pay between you & the day starts one minute before midnight 24/12/10 until one minute before before midnight 24/12/10 all presents must be sold by then any that are not will be deducted from the Elfs pay with top up from your pensions at the end of the day I will wish you both Merry Christmas but not a prosperous New Year because I will be paying for it next year. In the true spirit Merry Christmas everyone and those who dont work for me a prosperous New Year.

Brian

N.B Dave/Nick
Please bring substantial packed lunches that you can share with me!