General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Arses and elbows come to mind!

Gaffer advised, " First step Peter is an EPC certificate", which, of course, is absolute rubbish in relation to solar panels.
Scenario ...... Woman driver, "Hello, is that the R.A.C.?, I've broke down in a country lane, it's getting dark, my engine is blowing steam out and it won't start, I've been a member for many years, can you come out as soon as possible"?

R.A.C. man, " First step, love, is an M.o.T. certificate"

Just as if!

Tomplum is a plumber. He knows about water.
I know about solar power and I've fitted solar systems. In fact, I fitted one last week.

So, don't ask me, I haven't a clue!