General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

I was once walking under Skew Bridge, and you know how narrow the pavement is there, and there are railings too, because the bridge is too narrow, and I was walking towards Goose Green, when I heard a noise behind me, and a lad was tear arsin up on a bike under the bridge, I had to jump out of the way of him, but going past me it he wobbled and hit the grass bank after the bridge and fell of his bike with a clattering crash, he had a Asda hi viz jacket on, so he had probably just finished his shift, as he hit the ground, he let out a howl of pain, and I laughed me head off at him and called out "Nobhead" to him as I waked past