General (General discussion, talk about anything.)
A man, from Ashton (an Ashtonman!), who has c.o.p.d. comes home from a hospital appointment on the 320 bus.
Sat across from him is a woman who coughs and sneezes all the way home. Unbeknown to him, there's been a gas leak in his kitchen and his house is full of gas.
As he walks through the front door, he lights a cigarette. The gas catches fire, then explodes.
The man is thrown out of the door, by the explosion, and lands in the road where he's hit by a passing taxi.
When the emergency services arrive, he's pronounced dead by a doctor.
What's he died from?
C.o.p.d.?
Smoking?
Fourth degree burns?
Heart attack?
Hit by a taxi?
None of these, as he tested positive for Coronavirus during a postmortem, although he'd never showed any symptoms, and that's what it would say on his death certificate. "It's a formality"!
Replied: 31st Oct 2020 at 00:50