General (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Started by: tonker (27911)

"If you stay in the greater Manchester area , and that gives you a big scope ", says Tom.

So, Billinge Hill is out of the question?
What about a walk round Carr Mill Dam, via Garswood Old Road?

"But officer, I'm less than 2 miles from my house"!

"Sorry. Rules are rules, you're out of your locality, plus you were eating a Mars Bar and drinking coffee. That constitutes a picnic. I'm fining you £200 (reduced to £100 if paid within 14 days)"
"You should've gone to Haigh Hall instead"!

"But officer, Haigh Hall is seven miles away from my house"!

"Well, Yeah, burrit'sint'borough, laaaaike"!