General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Ah, a half-breed. That would account for it Aitch. Wor'about boilt ham and tomato butties wi' strawberry jam? (I'm just making these up).

I have a theory about pasta. Back in the old days when we used to use flour and water to put up wallpaper it was called paste - right?

Well, we don't use flour and water anymore for that purpose but we do make it up into shapes, purra sauce on't top to make it taste and call it pasta!

It's only the same thing! GIANT YUK!! Nasty slimy stuff.