General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Tell yoo a tale about Rocky, a mate of mine wanted a shotgun, now he wasn't a criminal, so I presume he wanted it to go shooting pheasants etc but they weren't cheap, and he was talking to Rocky one day, and Rocky said he could get him a shotgun for a good price, so he arranged with Rocky to get this shotgun, and Rocky rang him up, and said "this shotgun you want, do you want it sawn"