General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

I was in the park with my dog when I saw a bloke walking towards me

"Excuse me" I said "I'm curious, how will you vote in the election?"

"Conservative" he replied "can't trust Labour"
With that, my dog bit him

So I carried on and saw another chap and asked him the same question

"Always tory" he said, "got to keep the workers in their place"
With that, my dog bit him as well.

So I carried on and met a woman and asked her how she was going to vote in the election

"Labour" she replied "the only party to be honest, fair and just"
With her reply my dog bit her as well.

I learned something today

My dog doesn't give a damn about politics