General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Decided as it was a pleasant evening to cycle to the off licence to get a bottle of Scotch.

The bike I'd borrowed had a basket on the front and as I put the bottle in it I thought

"What if I fall off, the bottle will break and all that good whisky will be wasted"

so I drank the lot. Good job I did,

I fell off seven times on the way home.