A Nice Video Clip

Fun for all the family.

Lord how we laughed along with Brucie and Larry on a Saturday night.

A good Link

I prefer watching bacon slicers.

Was just thinking earlier about how the audience laughed at sausage making on The Generation Game.

Prince Liked Sausages Too

I feel an Ode coming on!

I expected a blue sausage

I feel an Ode coming on!

The mester will do you a blue sausage ode, in the style of Cyril Fletcher, Mache.

The tale of Cuthbert Bostril
by Cyril Fletcher

This is the tale of Cuthbert Bostril
Who thought he'd only use one nostril
So he made himself a sort of cover
To stop him breathing through the other.
And so he wondered 'round the place
Wearing a muzzle on his face
Until he met Euphemia Muck
The barmaid at the Dog & Duck.
Euphimia loved him from the start
And told him frankly, "'Have a heart"
Remove that gadget from your clock,
In other words your nose unblock."
Ahh! such was love it made him weaken,
He took the shutter off his beak 'n'
Wedding bells rang out with Cuth'
Letting both nostrils do their stuff.
Alas, alack their bliss was short,
'Ere very long our Cuthbert thought,
He'd buy an eye-shield and then try,
To read the paper with one eye,
And then Euphemia saw with fear
He'd cotton wool stuffed in one ear,
And then he bought a sort of peg
And started walking on one leg.
So Euphmeia took the only course
And being granted her divorce
Married a bloke named Arnold Stout,
What did'nt muck himself about.

Not really an Ode, nor a blue sausage either.

And told him frankly, "'Have a heart"
Remove that gadget from your clock

He knose you knose

Tycho.

You seen a fox?

Tycho Brahe, Mester. Mon with a metal snotter.

Not sure how fragrant he was.

I know who he is mester. I thought you called "Tally ho!"

I'll fotch th'hounds!

Yoiks!

Not seen or heard that one for a long time.

SAUSINGES!

joseph I had forgotten about that dog that said sausages. Hilarious.

It's far better than the stuffed cat she had, Marie.

Don't talk aboout Cyril like that, you swine!

'And finally, Esther'

Esther's Pussy

By the crin!

A bad job that was. Mind you that was the days before Brazilians and Landing strips.

I wonder if the balloon knot was up to scratch?

(I hadn't heard that term before Mache mentioned it yesterday.)

Balloon knot!

I very nearly used that textspeak to indicate I'd had a watery accident.

But as I managed (just) to control my bladder, and don't use textspeak, I didn't.

Best laugh of the day.

dostaf you need Tenna protection

No, I just tie a knot in it.

poor pussy, That's Life was a brilliant programme.

Wasn't there a risque joke once going around that mentioned a lady bacon slicer, something to do with a grocers I think.

Link removed as it caused several folks with Ophidiophobia to faint.

I wish my fingers were that nimble.

'A little behind in our orders' Bacon slicer joke.

Link removed as it caused several folks with Ophidiophobia to faint



A wise move, Ayrefield.

Though I fear the police may already be on their way.