Mester Joseph

There are some lovely photos on 'Album' which may be of interest to you.

Where are you wringing from?


Gerrofff me foot!

16:58

The mester suffered a traumatic incident.

No stagnation though Mike

Oh no.

He frickened a Police horse.

Either that or made it pee itself laughing.

Hence the phrase;

"I'm working him with my hoof".

Fortunately the knackermon's services were not required.

Loosened his Y fronts himself?

He never said/typed if he was wearing Y fronts, Mac.

We'll have to ask him.

Albert, on the first pic, commented, 'Just goes to show, the enthusiasm that was there,that people had, to watch the Whit Monday declaration of Faith's procession. It was really a day of joy."
TV killed whit walks and the likes. Shame really.

And Hospice.

There's a thought. Been trying to find the mester's post.

Google time.

Horse pi...?

Viola

Voila

Do you like a little fiddle?

There were some in the DM recently.

PS I hope nobody resurrects that owd thread 18:08

It causes distress

Little fiddle

Can't find the item in the news.

Possibly Telegraph.

I guessed it was something to do with those bloody horses.

I still count with one foot an all!

Bugger. You've got me thinking of them horses that could add up and take away now, mester.

They counted out the answers by stamping their hoof on the stage accordingly.

I reckon it was a tick done with hand signals from the trainer or something.

I knew it were a fix.

Clever Hans

I think they can really count and do maths, mester. Horses are clever.

There was one on tv years ago that talked

A Little Un Counting

Oh be quiet Wilbur!

There used to be an old car that talked as well.

One of my cars talks but dosen't listen

I can't remember that haunted car thing bowt googling.

'My mother's a haunted jalopy' comes to mind.

My mother the car

link

Eeee, the things we used to watch from America in them days, Champion The Wonder Horse, Casey Jones,Petticoat Junction, Green Acres.

God Bless America!

A far cry from Coronation Street.

Or 42nd and Fifth as we call it in our house.

Faversham!

Edit

November explanation:

The Clampetts finally arrive at Clampett castle, and meet Mr. Faversham, who they call Major Domo after a misunderstanding with his name, also mistaking his name for a greeting

That's a very good explanation, mester.

Faversham!

I nicked it off of google.

I know.

Good job I came clean then.

And wiithout the aid of lye soap.