Did You Ever Have -

One of those daft kids in your class who, when the teacher was giving EVERYONE a rollicking, seemed to think that they were not included?

Once the teacher had stopped, they couldn't resist pointing the finger, whilst presuming innocence.

I did'nt need to think because I knew

Don't be ruining my quizzical new thread.

No

too late i'm off to educate the leythers

And there's a shiny sixpence to the bright boy or girl who tells me what prompted my chain of thought.

(There's not really)

I know just what you mean dostaf,

I could have put money on it happening.

Was only a matter of time.

who dose'nt

Didn't want to let you down mac

Chain of thought? is there a doctor in the house
Oh and I blanched loads of carrots this morning.

good month for 16:58s

Good month for going out and enjoying yourself

Was even brought in for a rollicking by a fellow miscreant, who then attempted to leave the room.

And that weren't at school.

tune

And once reminded, they try to nonchalantly get on with things.

Please, can I be in your gang?

You have to wee in the nettle patch first.

Applications in triplicate please,

Anyone doing the one about the little girls who kept getting stung by nettles on the Sunday School picnic?

No

Resurrection shuffle

Very informative mester

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Find out who that signing woman is for me.

That's not nice billy liar

Who you on about kojak! Another sick comment, that he can't back up, about someone

That didn't last long

One goes off, they all go off

Ass-you-ming I was typing about you.

Don't panic, there all back

Why don't you prove it billy liar

Me lovely thread.

There like buses

Where?

One appears, they all appear

Billy liars taking his time

Av not gor all neet you no

I give up, I can't wait any longer

It's not doing your image much good keep coming out with lies/comments that you can't back up

Have you been telling porkies you can't back up, Dostaf?

Posted by: walshy76 (7814)

I despair of trying to start a decent thread on this site, I just asked a reasonable question and immediately the site was hijacked

That happens most of the time now and it's either the same people, or is it one person, or a wannabe, trying to get into the gang

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 14:16

Here

Posted by: walshy76 (7814)


Brian can you please lock this thread, people have had enough of this

Replied: 25th Nov 2010 at 13:43

Posted by: walshy76 (7814)

he needs to get a life the sado

Replied: 17th Dec 2009 at 20:39

I had to google.


Posted by: walshy76 (7814)

[removed, brian]


Replied: 17th Dec 2009 at 20:32
Last edited by brian: 31st Dec 2009 at 14:05:33


From the same thread.

Talkin about sados

My,my we have been busy trawling through the site

You need to get a life sados

Any proof yet billy liar to back up your comments

It's not doing your image any good, you keep being shown up

"My work on here is done"

You sound just like billy liar

I'm sure you would be man enough to admit it........but then again

Instead of ruining my jovial thread, why don't you take Aitch's advice.

Taxi not here yet

That the best you can do, change names and see if you can do better

Well that just about says it all.

I wonder who he is dribbling the words, 'billy liar' to, and for what reason?

Same tactic as using the old 'some people' line.

I wonder if 'some people' will want pushing to the pub?

August explanation:

Posted by: aitch (4900)

Is it no longer possible to have a decent thread on this site, instead of insults being traded off between people, if you want to fall out with one another please use the handbags page and leave these pages alone, I despair of trying to start a decent thread on this site, I just asked a reasonable question and immediately the site was hijacked, that is all I have to say on this matter do as you will.

Replied: 23rd Aug 2012 at 16:33

From here

My post was 'spot on'.

Look at the state of me lovely thread.

Nice to see, I tell loads of lies to make me look big, billy liar and his "friend" or is it one person using different names but is not man enough to admit it, talking about me while I'm out enjoying myself

HAHAHA....

No denial

Mind you, nobody would believe you

The amount of lies you tell

AAAAAATCHOOO!

Bless you

Best I should go to the Hospital...It may be a debilitating illness.

Yes you do that, but make sure you can still come on here.....then I can keep showing you up

or is it one person using different names but is not man enough to admit it

Like erm....swifty....

Yes you do that, but make sure you can still come on here.....then I can keep showing you up

A running theme.

Not that I've only just noticed.

Be careful, he may come a knocking after sending nasty emails before applying for disability.

Humiliate, humiliation, humiliated get some similar results.

Youmileration is similar?

You've been picked up for that one, haven't you?

by the fuzz?...

No. 'Some people.'

Highlighted your spelling error.

It was t'other day. No doubt buried under a ton of drivel now.

By the illiterati?
HAHAHA!
I left the pun open for you to close as well.

I'd been trying to find it.

Though why I bother, for all the thanks I'd get, I really do not know.

Now you are feeling sorry for yourself...Would you like an email where I threatedn to come a'knocking...Whoa betide if you haven't got the kettle on...But on what?

And me bedsheets?

What about me bedsheets?

Wear those if you insist.

No. Silly.

I'm wondering if it's worth me soiling them beforehand.

Don't you do similar as part of the service?

Thie thread title reminds me of this. Used to watch it as a youth.

it was [Mr] Excrement.

Be putting Adam Ant on, next.

♪♫♪♫ Did you e-ever, did you e-ever?♪♫♪♫

Now don't be attracting complaints about ruination.

The Brilliant Dom Joly and Trigger Happy TV got to number 12 on Ch4's 30 greatest comedy shows

50% off small faces.
No Beards.

Are they showing the usual tripe interviews with Kay et al, regaling the audience with tales of how they enjoyed shows from the womb?

Hmmm. Anything to get on telly.
Can't get a clip of the artist from Youtube, blocked in my Country.

Is he featured?

Or is he above that these days? Left to spotty nonentities from kids' telly?

He was on, saying he hated the HELLO, slketch as everytime he was on a train, someone parodied him when their phone went off.

I meant Kay.

Several z listers have appeared.
Kay is on now.

Hang on a mo, isn't there a new show starting next week featuring Dom Jolly?

No, that's a pretender, Dom Jolly and his best mate, Dom Jollier than that.
Don Joly is doing a tv show called Fool Britannia

Be careful, he may come a knocking after sending nasty emails before applying for disability.

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 21:16

If I did, unlike you I would be man enough to admit it

Looks like you had another exciting saturday night

Oops, silly me, it was Joly.

Freudian slip perhaps?

And you've been edited up there as well ^^^^^^^^.

Same one!

Expect more jumping for joy at your humiliation.

It's the same one mentioned Yesterday. (Two days ago).
You have been imbibing again.

Different threads though.

Not imbibed yet.


Interesting fact: Google Bibendum.

I started dooubting myself for a minute.


Posted by: Mac (12827)

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Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 16:28

Here

Apologies for compounding your humiliation.

Reminds me of those daft sods who complain to newspapers, only to have their name dragged through the mud again the next week.

"In last week's article we stated that Mr X of Chippiing Sodbury was sentenced to nine months inprisonment.

We apologise for any distress and are happy to point out that it was only eight-and-a-half months. The dirty boy!"

Example on 'Sports' at moment.

Its like a playground on there.

The local cinema in Blantyre (Malawi) advertised a film starring CLINT EASTWOOD, well something went wrong with the typeface and CLINT became something else, there was duly an apology saying they hadn't meant the "typo" and his name was definately CLINT.

Resurrected for a good reason.

Watch this space.

Is it due out?

I'm waiting for an outbreak of condemnation of rotters on General.

Sod em. Am here for my own amusement.

Ditto.

I enjoy reading comments ruining threads about thread ruining by those who are either too daft, or too damned hypocritical to see what they are doing.

Anyroad, they've not landed yet.

kerplonk

I could have put money on it.

And a brace, to boot.

How phsychic of you, it's been let out.

Did you like the chocolate bar scene, by the way?

On a Pickford?

Or the 'social scene'?

My last post on twaddle, tsk!

HAHAHA

Not seen a thread busted or even shunted for a while.

Exect a varnishing soon on general.

Wonder if same people press yellow triangle?

Hipercrits!

There!! I can time travel... just jumped from September....

I won't put it on the 'Vertigo' thread.


Posted by: walshy76 (8494)


Thats all these people do veteran, one was actually man enough, which makes a change, to admit he ruins threads

Replied: 16th Oct 2012 at 15:34

Why not, feel free

Replied: 16th Oct 2012 at 17:51

Talk about not being able to put nowt where there is nowt.

good un

another point