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Started by: dostaf (inactive)

'as long as theres carrots...........donkeys will always appear'

Answers/suggestions on a postcard to the usual.

Started: 22nd Aug 2012 at 14:08

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

is google broke

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 14:10

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 14:10

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Every egg a bird.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 14:10

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

thats what i did last night......and it worked

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 14:11

Posted by: mache (inactive)

yes and how quick they are

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 14:11

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 14:11

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

maybe i should have done it on monday night when the usual crew all went missing at the same time

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 14:12

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I like carrots.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 14:14

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

me to, especially carrot soup

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 14:15

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

i wonder if they can give you courage

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 14:19

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Better not mention the snowmen graveyard incident.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 14:20

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Ooooops, where's me manners.

Should have given credit where credit's due for the carrot/donkey quote.


Posted by: walshy76 (7737)

as long as theres carrots...........donkeys will always appear

Replied: 21st Aug 2012 at 19:08


Here

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 15:11

Posted by: veg grower (inactive)



Dostaf, while we're on handbags - do you have any idea when/why the 'cost of keeping the family' thread was lifted off Politics yesterday?

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 15:19

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Hadn't noticed it had gone, VG.

I expected the 'Racist Thugs' one to have gone by now, especially since yesterday's contributions.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 15:21

Posted by: veg grower (inactive)

I notice it is second behind Gareth's 'Save Ashfield Park' thread - and thats been running since March.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 15:25

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Happen a lot of 'armchair thugs' like having a peep.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 15:30

Posted by: veg grower (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 15:31

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Armchair thugs are not to be confused with pouffe bashers.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 15:34
Last edited by dostaf: 22nd Aug 2012 at 15:35:48

Posted by: veg grower (inactive)

Of course not...

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 15:40

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Or a spine?

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 15:40

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Or cowards

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 15:48

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

I put carrots in the dogs food now, works wonders for her bottom problem.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 15:58

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Throw the troll one, see if it cures mine.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:01

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Or people who can give it but can't take it

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:04

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Have you got a pain in the a***

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:05

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Aye.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:05

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Look at the state of my philosophical new thread.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:06

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Well if it cures the crap coming out of something then I think some people on here should eat them

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:08

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Unbelievable that one of thread ruiners can moan about "his" thread being ruined

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:12

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Give it a squeeze.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:12

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Does your "friend" give you a squeeze

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:16

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Any rubber gloves

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:18

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Aint life gland?

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:18

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Gladys! Gladys! mummy wants to give you a cuddle, here girl

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:22
Last edited by erontquay: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:23:38

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Unbelievable that one of thread ruiners can moan about "his" thread being ruined


Unbelievable.

Pehaps not.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:23

Posted by: veg grower (inactive)

Philosophical on Handbags, now who'd have thought it?

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:26

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Perhaps yes

Nearly every thread you go on you ruin but yet you moan when someone ruins yours



Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:27
Last edited by walshy76: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:27:55

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Give his bib a squeeze.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:28

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Go on, I'm feeling kind.

You don't really think I was moaning do you?


DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:28

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Wonder what he would be missing if he was cast in the Wizard of Oz?

Strength? A Spine?....A.N. Other?

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:29
Last edited by Mac: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:30:33

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

All change........kojaks back

I don't know, do compulsive posters moan???????

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:30

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Can't be muscles though.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:31

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Awwwwwwwwww

Still coming out with irrelevant sick comments

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:32

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

What would you be missing......hair

HAHAHA

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:34
Last edited by walshy76: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:34:48

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Nice edit.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:35

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Thanks

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:36

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:42

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Nice to see the puppy's finally had the guts to show

Or has someone forgot to change names

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:43
Last edited by walshy76: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:47:09

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Gone Quiet

I hope know one is trying to find my address

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:51

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

HAHAHA....May be spine then...Or intellect? Hmmm!

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:53

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Thank god

Thought you was trying to find out where I live and come knocking on my door

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:57

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Me thread! Me thread!

Look at the state of me lovely thread.

Ruined!

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:58

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:58

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

One posts..........another one posts....

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 16:58

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Would you have answered, or would your spine not allow it?

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:01

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Mache, your 16:58 was immediately followed by the shiny chinned wonder, are you him?

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:02

Posted by: mache (inactive)

mollusc ???

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:03

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

No because you wouldn't come

Just like you didn't come to the bookies

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:03

Posted by: mache (inactive)

16:58 not again

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:04

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Now that is profound.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:05

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Nice to see the puppy doing his best to get into the gang

Or is it someone using another name

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:05

Posted by: mache (inactive)

correct but who

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:05

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

No then....I see.

Yes, Mache, I suspect I am suffering from another multiple disorder. Am I really everyone, including the shiny chinned wonder?

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:06

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

correct but who

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:05






Why don't you be man enough to say

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:06
Last edited by walshy76: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:09:27

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Who mentioned you kojak

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:07

Posted by: mache (inactive)

I am spartacus

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:09

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

So much for my symposium.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:10

Posted by: Mac (inactive)


Posted by: walshy76 (7762)

they let people down, but they took part, so well done

so you can put your spoon away now kojack


Replied: 5th Aug 2012 at 14:56


Is Kojack, Kojak's Brother?

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:10

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Didn't think so

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:10

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I'm Brian.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:11

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Mind you someone did accuse kojak of having different user names

No comment about the bookies

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:12

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Which one am I, Kojack or his younger Brother, Kojak?
No one loves you, you baby.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:13
Last edited by Mac: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:13:49

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:13

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:14

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Carrot soup

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:16

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

If nowt else, you learn stuff amongst the drivel on here.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:19

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Some do, but not at 16:58

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:21

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"

I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to sod off."

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:21

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

There are three.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:22

Posted by: mache (inactive)

enough is enough i'll park on the pavement

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:31

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Didn't you post that before

Have you forgot about the bookies

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:31

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

I'm Brian.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:11


Is Brian the one you moan about when you get a thread removed

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:36

Posted by: mache (inactive)

I am spartacus

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:38

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

No you're not.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:39

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Oh yes I am (awaits darren)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:41

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:43

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I'm Brian, and so is my Wife.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:45

Posted by: mache (inactive)

10, 9, 8, 7,............

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:45

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:46

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:54

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

QUOTES, not quoits, you notreet.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:56

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Aye, but olimpit rings are still in me yed

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:59
Last edited by mache: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:05:57

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I'd edit that typo before you are accused of being nasty.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:01

Posted by: mache (inactive)

done

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:04

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Daft bugger.

But you do have to be careful sometimes. Nasty minds see nasty things.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:07
Last edited by dostaf: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:10:10

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:09

Posted by: mache (inactive)

I'm tyred today

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:09

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Not surprised with all ths philosophying (sp)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:10

Posted by: mache (inactive)

I wanted to be one of them filofficers when I was 16 but i've not decided yet

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:13

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)


by: Mac (12607)

I'm Brian, and so is my Wife.


Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 17:45


your not actually being man enough to admit to something...are you

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:15

Posted by: mache (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:20

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

WHOOSH

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:20

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

HAHAHA.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:21

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Is there enough to clutch, Mache?

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:22

Posted by: mache (inactive)

00:00-23:59 no change

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:22

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

didnt think so

fair play to the puppy, hes doing his utmost to get in the gang

edited.didnt want kojak to come looking for me again

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:22
Last edited by walshy76: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:26:24

Posted by: mache (inactive)

enough for gripewater

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:24

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

'Utmost'. See, I like helping the afflicted.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:24

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

thanks

edited it

its just a pity your a "nasty man" your comments not mine

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:27

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

one goes off.........they all go off

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:49

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I prefer the spaghetti western version.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 18:58

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

And guess what?

Google tells me it's available on youtube.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:01

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

He only goes off when he is alone, five times a day.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:01

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

See Tuco

The Good The Bad And The Ugly.

Naughty words abound.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:03

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

"Catch you again for more of this nonsense"

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:04

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:04

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

There, I returned the thread to the topic at hand...



A further...

Posted by: walshy76 (5766)
i rather be thick than spend my life on here

Replied: 5th Feb 2012 at 13:14

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:04

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

when i get 12618 posts in 9 months then, like you, i will be spending my life on here

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:07

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

thats the lasughing staock

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:09

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

no, its a sad fact

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:13

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



"By the crin, the discussion is getting deeper and deeper."

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:21

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

well dont keep following your "friend" around then

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:22

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:24

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Posted by: buzzcox (87)
....and yet , Walshy , despite several ( all negative ) comments from you on the "best pie " thread , you have offered no opinion on the subject , just the short-comings of other contributors . No doubt your favourite pies are like your opinions , mate - half-baked! Love and Peace

Replied: 3rd Feb 2010 at 22:14

(Or any other)

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:25
Last edited by Mac: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:25:49

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

August explanation:

Yon mon @ 19:21 is Plato

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:27

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

i like pluto

kojaks struggling tonight

i cant understand why hes not brought the bookies up again.............unless hes actually realised that he was telling lies

wasnt it him who said before all i do is c&p other peoples comments

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:29
Last edited by walshy76: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:30:31

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

This is a cracker. He goes into public houses, asks people if they want to read posts from an online forum. They agree, and not only do they thoroughly enjoy themselves, but immediately know they would recognise someone from words on a screen.


Posted by: walshy76 (6574)
Just stating facts Tom, I was in the mushrooms local and he wasn't in, as for posting from there I was showing them some of the mushrooms posts and after nearly choking with laughter they said, as that have said before, if a richard head like that came in here we would know him, so yet more lies

Anyway mushroom how do you know what I am posting if I'm on ignore, another one who tells lies when it comes to ignoring someone
Replied: 6th May 2012 at 11:24
Last edited by walshy76: 6th May 2012 at 11:25:09

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:30

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

i like pluto

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:31

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Clueless.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:33

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Eighteen carrat?

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:34

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

more c&p


This is a cracker. He goes into public houses, asks people if they want to read posts from an online forum

this is even funnier, i showed this comment

Posted by: Mac (6022)
I also went in the Norley and asked Miss Cu******** if she knew you,


to some lads what are in the norley every night, they said theres no women work in the norley ....... so hes full of 5h1t3

i said: "do you know him to"

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:35

Posted by: scoop (3285) 



Just to remind everyone what the thread was about.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:37

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Ooops, it's carat.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:37

Posted by: scoop (3285) 

Dostaf
At the same time, was it said tongue in cheek.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:39

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

i said at the start of the thread, i like carrot soup

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:39

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

lol @ showing people internet squabbles....And they cared!!

Hmmm, Andy's Daughter never worked in the Norley pub?...Oh yes she did.
Do you know him to....what?

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:41
Last edited by Mac: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:42:43

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

tell them......dont tell me....i dont go in all the time

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:42

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Neither do this fictitious, 'They'

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:43

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Scoop, that pic and 'carat' was in reference to my 'eighteen carrat' comment.

Reference to a joke about a Wiganer in Ratners.

He was asking about engagement rings. A verbal joke which you tell doing chomping actions.

Jeweller asks "Eighteen carat?"

To which the Wiganer replies











"No, I'm chewing a caramel"



TAXI!

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:43
Last edited by dostaf: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:44:58

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

lasughing staock

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:44

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

Can you buy canned/packet carrot soup.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:44

Posted by: Mac (inactive)


Posted by: walshy76 (7780)
is google broke


Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 14:10



No you didn't.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:45

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

lol @ showing people internet squabbles....And they cared

not squabbles, just your comment about the norley........oh and that one about the bookies........they found that one very funny and asked "how old is this mon, does he still think hes in the playground"........which i found very,very funny

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:46
Last edited by walshy76: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:53:28

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)


: erontquay (5453)
Can you buy canned/packet carrot soup.


Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:44


ye but its not as good as home made

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:47

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Payground?

And as one, they stood, turned to walshy and asked, "how old is this mon, does he still think hes in the payground"

I found it funnier.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:48

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

"He said you went in the Bookies?". We shall laugh at that comment, it's ludicrous!....

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:49

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)


Posted by: Mac (12627)

Neither do this fictitious, 'They'


Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:43


go in the swan late sunday afternoon and ask them

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:49

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

But they were in Jay's local, which is in Springfield...Tsk...Slipping.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:50

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Posted by: walshy76 (7783)
tell them......dont tell me....i dont go in all the time


Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:42



Posted by: walshy76 (7783)

last time i was in the norley was about 6 months ago

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Last edited by Mac: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:56:16

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Well, I suppose they ARE quotes.

Handbags here we..

Oh, hang on a minute.

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:57

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

wrong this what i said when i was in the springy

Posted by: walshy76 (6574)
Just stating facts Tom, I was in the mushrooms local and he wasn't in, as for posting from there I was showing them some of the mushrooms posts and after nearly choking with laughter they said, as that have said before, if a richard head like that came in here we would know him, so yet more lies



that good laugh we had at your childish comments was in another pub..............i wont say which one just in case you come looking for me, even though you dont know what i look like

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:57

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Ah, a n (Un) likely story.

Like the other was likely.
Hehehe

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:58

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Posted by: walshy76 (7783)

last time i was in the norley was about 6 months ago

Replied: 20th Mar 2011 at 19:40


looks like you struggling again

i wonder if thats classed as all the time...if you dont get out much

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:59

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

And profound (19:57) ^^^^^^^

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:59
Last edited by dostaf: 22nd Aug 2012 at 20:00:29

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)


Posted by: Mac (12633) Ah, a n (Un) likely story.

Like the other was likely.
Hehehe


Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:58


said that all along......you never came in the bookies.....but it made you look big

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 20:02

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 15:50

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Instead of doing that why don't you change names and answer my question on the other thread

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 15:53

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

YOU CHALLENGE ME?

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 15:54

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Please don't shout......your frightening me

Please don't come looking for me in the swan on Sunday afternoon

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 15:56
Last edited by walshy76: 24th Aug 2012 at 16:00:17

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Many a mickle makes a muckle.

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 16:08

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

(Comment removed because it broke the rules)

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 16:28

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Prove it billy liar

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 18:35

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

When your ready billy liar

We wouldn't want people to think your full of it

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 18:50

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Instead of ruining my whimsical thread, why don't you take Aitch's advice.

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 18:53

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Awwwwwwww

Seeing as your going to be on here all night, mind you when billy liar went missing last night so did you, look at the nhs thread and see who ruined it

Mr excrement! Sorry, I shouldn't call you that, It should be mr bullpoo

I'm going out now so I'll leave you to use whichever name you want,to reply

If you do change it to billy liar......see if you can back your comments up, then I don't have to keep coming on here showing you up

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 18:59
Last edited by walshy76: 25th Aug 2012 at 12:29:21

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Well that just about says it all.

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 19:00

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Billy liar....Hmm, I may feel a disability coming on.

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 19:02

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)


'I'm going out now so I'll leave you to use whichever name you want,to reply'


One two three four

Make them wait outside the door

Five six seven eight.......


Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 19:06

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

What's it like to be so popular.."Gather round, lads. I will get my phone out and show you how zany , way out and argumentative I am...Lads....Lads?"

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 19:09
Last edited by Mac: 24th Aug 2012 at 19:16:58

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



August explanation:

Posted by: aitch (4900)

Is it no longer possible to have a decent thread on this site, instead of insults being traded off between people, if you want to fall out with one another please use the handbags page and leave these pages alone, I despair of trying to start a decent thread on this site, I just asked a reasonable question and immediately the site was hijacked, that is all I have to say on this matter do as you will.

Replied: 23rd Aug 2012 at 16:33

From here

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 19:12

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Who is Mr Excrement?

I feel a serious question coming on.

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 19:16

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Irony- he googled how to spell it.

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 19:23

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

But who is Mr Excrement, and is it worth a new thread?

At least I'm in the clear on that one.

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 19:25

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

It may the name he hears as he 'walks' in the pub

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 19:28

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Billy liar....Hmm, I may feel a disability coming on.

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 19:02


Being bald and a liar, and not being man enough to admit it, is not classed as a disability


I hope none of our hero's are reading that comment

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 10:44

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I shall ask the pertinent question, why am I billy liar, and I thought I had a debilitating illness, but it turned out I needed to sneeze is all.

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 10:53

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

I jumped to a conclusion and explained that, but because I'm showing you up all the time that's the best you can come up with

I hope none of our hero's are reading that sick comment

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 10:56

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

ATCHOO!

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 10:58

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Struggling now

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 11:00

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Are you, maybe I could help?

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 11:06

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

No, far from it, but thanks for asking

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 11:08

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I hope none of our hero's are reading that comment



Hero's what?

Superman's underpants?

Batman's utility belt?

Compo's ferrets?

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 14:39

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 18:25

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

We can be Hero's. Hero's what I don't know.

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 18:53

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

I jumped to a conclusion and explained that, but because I'm showing you up all the time that's the best you can come up with

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 20:49

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I kept sneezing earlier. Suspected it was Bird flu, so applied for a blue badge and a disability car just in case.

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 21:04

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

You've been edited ^^^^^

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 21:06

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

I know. Rules you see....Applied to some.
Hope his Mother is ok though.

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 21:11
Last edited by Mac: 25th Aug 2012 at 21:15:36

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Yes.

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 21:16

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

(Comment removed because it broke the rules)

Replied: 24th Aug 2012 at 16:28



HAHAHA.........mr popular

Replied: 26th Aug 2012 at 10:47

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

I hope none of our hero's are reading that comment



Hero's what?

Superman's underpants?

Batman's utility belt?

Compo's ferrets?


Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 14:39



The hero's that are fighting a war while your spending your life on here

Richard head

Replied: 26th Aug 2012 at 10:49

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

I know. Rules you see....Applied to some.
Hope his Mother is ok though.

Replied: 25th Aug 2012 at 21:11
Last edited by Mac: 25th Aug 2012 at 21:15:36


Awwwwwwww, hope you've got some tissues

My Mothers ok, don't no why she shouldn't be, thanks

Replied: 26th Aug 2012 at 11:17

Posted by: Mac (inactive)


Posted by: walshy76 (7870)

Where does it say I meant you


Replied: 26th Aug 2012 at 12:52

Replied: 26th Aug 2012 at 16:28

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Ah, heroes

[img=http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNjqtyI1k_LOdXfT-SR7TthoB2MHjVSpObIj_pZ9qmY3kZIaSU[/img]

Just one more question, Sir

Replied: 26th Aug 2012 at 16:58

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Bugger!

Replied: 26th Aug 2012 at 16:59

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Almost returning to topic:

Not profound quote, but it tickled me.

SLAP, please go for a paddle until your hat floats (TOM)



From here

Replied: 26th Aug 2012 at 17:59

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Hmmm, Andy's Daughter never worked in the Norley pub?...Oh yes she did.
Do you know him to....what?

Replied: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:41
Last edited by Mac: 22nd Aug 2012 at 19:42:43


No she didn't and wasnt a landlord

No, I don't but I asked the lads in the swan, who come off norley, and as they said the same landlord, who the owners put in, as been in there for years ...........and his names not andy

Like they said, not me, he's full of 5h1te

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 10:24

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Read again, walshy. I know it's hard for you to comprehend. Andy C, Good swimmer, has a Daughter. SHE worked in the Norley pub last Year. Her Father NEVER was the Landlord, nor have I ever made such a claim, if you can find evidence to the contrary, please post it.
The male I was talking to when I was served by Miss C is called Barker, HE was the former Landlord, after John Cowell left.
Like they said, not you, sad little man with no life coming in here showing us his mobile phone like we care...Or would if any of it were true.
Now, find the post I claimed Andy C was a Landlord.

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 11:13

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Oh dear looks like your upset again

You mean Neil barker

Sad little man, HAHAHAHAHA

I didn't say you said he was a landlord, I asked the lads who go in was there a landlord called andy

I didn't say billy liar, who tells liars to keep his image up, said he was a landlord

Sad little man.....classic

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 11:22

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Again, find the post I claimed a man called Andy was the landlord.

Unless you are going to type, I never said you said that. But you did.

"I didn't say billy liar, who tells liars to keep his image up, said he was a landlord"
Does that make sense?

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 11:52

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

I just said I didn't say you said it

And you call me a sad little man.....classic

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 12:00

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Then why ask someone if anyone called Andy was the landlord, (I asked the lads who go in was there a landlord called andy), then post it on here like it's relevant.
It, like you, is irrelevant.

Note - I see you are offering to meet Jay now. HAHAHA!

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 12:05
Last edited by Mac: 27th Aug 2012 at 12:11:39

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Oh Deary me, sounds like your getting annoyed again

Maybe you could put your anger into an email, like you did before, or maybe come looking for me

And you call me a sad little man.........classic

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 12:11

Posted by: Mac (inactive)


Posted by: swifty (212)

I am a supporter.

well i am glad for you

my opinion of a true supporter is different from yours

i'm not going to turn this into on of the many threads where people start arguing about who team is best, who gets the best crowds, who are the best supporters.

I am far to grown up to be brought down to that level


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Posted by: walshy76 (7884)

so there Y


Replied: 25th Jan 2010 at 20:38

Yep.

From here

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 12:13
Last edited by Mac: 27th Aug 2012 at 12:15:04

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Again, I ask, why ask someone if anyone called Andy was the landlord, (I asked the lads who go in was there a landlord called andy), then post it on here like it's relevant?

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 12:20

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Don't no the point of that, but it looks like your clutching at straws again

Never mind, your "friend" while be along after, maybe he can help you

Or better still just go back to your normal self, threatening to find out where people live, come out with nasty, personal comments about people just because you get humiliated and shown up


So who's the sad little man again

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 12:24

Posted by: Mac (inactive)


Posted by: walshy76 (7886)











Oh dear looks like your upset again

You mean Neil barker

Sad little man, HAHAHAHAHA

I didn't say you said he was a landlord, I asked the lads who go in was there a landlord called andy

I didn't say billy liar, who tells liars to keep his image up, said he was a landlord

Sad little man.....classic


Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 11:22

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 12:26

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

Struggling again are you

Please highlight your point

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 12:27

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Eeee, I'm glad I put this drivel on 'Handbags'

208 replies, and only three quotes.

Well, four, if you count my own 'every egg a bird' one.

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 13:58
Last edited by dostaf: 27th Aug 2012 at 14:01:10

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

Could you highlight your point?

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 13:59

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

well maybe you should keep posting on it, like you did on the racist thugs thread

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 14:00

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Ah, my other mysteriously fascinating thread.

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 14:03

Posted by: walshy76 (inactive)

facinating, id say more stirring

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 14:04

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Yes.

Rousing.

I like that.

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 14:09

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)

"Eeee, I'm glad I put this drivel on 'Handbags'"

Saves being shunted. And I know what I'm talking about.

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 14:11

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Fetch the pole.

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 14:13

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)


Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. How profound do you want

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 14:25

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Bugger, you have read my mind.

I was going to mention my 'research' here on handbags , for my forthcoming stage play which im am about to wrote/writted.

Working tile:

'When Dafties Start Taking Liberties'

The notion came to me last night. (Honestly)

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 14:28

Posted by: Mac (inactive)

"The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.


No answer to my question: Again, I ask, why ask someone if anyone called Andy was the landlord, (I asked the lads who go in was there a landlord called andy), then post it on here like it's relevant? I note.

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 14:30

Posted by: mache (inactive)

stage or stooge please clarify

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 14:31

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Sod your question, who is Mr Excrement.

Ooops, wrong thread.

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 14:31

Posted by: erontquay (inactive)



Could it be this mon

damn it wrong thread its your fault

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 14:40
Last edited by erontquay: 27th Aug 2012 at 14:41:12

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)



Stage, Mache.

I only noticed the other day on an advert that the Three Stoogies is not spelled (typing of witches' 'Stoogies'.

Stooges = Plural of stooge.

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 14:46

Posted by: dostaf (inactive)

Ooops, wrong thread[/url]

Replied: 27th Aug 2012 at 14:55
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