Al Qaeda's internet job advert

Wonder if the young muslim lads are beginning to realise that they will not end up in paradise with 20 odd virgins after blowing themselves to smithereens with Al Qaeda having to advertise for suicide bombers, maybe they have become to realise that the mullahs go on living the good life whilst brainwashing those who are willing to listen and spouting their evil lies and hatred, I certainly hope that they don't get any recruits.

The Times of Israel

'Apparently low on bombers'

'Area of activity - Planet Earth'

Seriously, I am surprised they actually advertise - I guess it would have to be the job of your dreams.

Do you need references?

It doesn't say, but one of the stipulations is that you need to be 'mentally mature' and although you don't need to provide your real name - you do have to disclose your age and marital status. Also a list of passports.

'The ad on the forum, which is accessible only to al-Qaeda members,' well obviously not.

The job description promises only a “very slight chance of being caught.”

I know I'll get slated but I'm PMSL.

They might be virgins but what if they are old, toothless and fat?

Dostaf sent his application in this morning.

Aye, nowt wrong with gummy owd chubbies.


Will I go to hell for that ^^^^ ?

another job for you-know-who

wigan north western station will not attract terrorists then

Daft sod had me wondering for a minute.

August Explanation (Or at least I think it is)

you guys must have missed the latest news.
the taliban are taking youngsters from parents to become bombers?
darren and suction have been quiet on this, so there must be some revelance.

I dont trust them muslims me!