Whats the difference

Sorry I should have said "what is the connection"

Between one of these 1600s Musket ball



and the red lead on one of these

one is lead one is lead

Red lead?

I see no paint

Think positive, Dostaf. Think positive.

Annode is in me yed for some reason.

no to both replies.

can they both be used to discourage monkeyism

I suppose if you hooked one up to the mains or filled it with lead yes But unfortunately in this case no.

Tempted to google.

They weren't both found near Bottling Wood, were they?

I'll explain later. Interesting local fact.

em no, keep trying

I was going to ask if Maplins sell them, but google tells me replacement leads are sold in pairs.

int google great

both conduct

So does the black one.

Or is that what you meant.

Iron core is mentioned somewhere.

But I can't see the +ve lead having an iron core.

higgs boson

I hope this won't end in gnashing of teeth and swearing.

you mean another in eronts handbag collection

Don't tempt fate, you swine.

I've got a couple of good runners on 'General'.

despite manuels hamster ?

BEHAVE!

clue

Specifically the red one, Eront?

Struggling.

It's all shell and shot to me. Or is it shot and shell?

defo the red one

This better be a piggin' good one.

eront, is your engine running and up to temp

Still looking for a positive lead (Pronounced 'leed')

mache it is now

in more ways than one

Have you found them down the back of the couch when hoovering it with a Dyson wand, Eront?

Nearly better put you two out of your misery. I hoovered them up this am and they overheated my vac Imont has a lot to answer for. Says he's been looking all over for them. Oh the musket balls were purchase from ebay. Why he wants musket balls is another question, which incidentally I dont need an answer to

where's basil when you need him

Never mind nearly.

That's about as good as it gets, missus.

I fact, I may add. My sympathies go to Imont, Eront.

How did you not see the tester lead? Was it on a very red carpet?

ah well, another on ignore

well it kept you two out of mischief for a couple of hours,and you no doubt learned summut from google

Google me bum.

At least you could have been excused if you'd sucked them up blindly from down the couch.

Note to Imont, check insulation for damage.

Them Dyson brush bars can be brutal.

It wasn't me it was the cleaner

If you can hoover with a Dyson, can you dyson with a hoover?

Now there's a thing about that, Nokomis.

Google has actually become an accepted verb.

Mind you, some book burners frown upon it.

At school we were told "a verb is a doing word"
In those days "doing" was a euphemism for something else so we seven year olds were sniggering behind our hands...although we didn't really know what it was a euphemism for, but we undersood it was something rude.
How times change.

hahaha.

Now come on, "I'll argos value range the rug", or "Blinkin eke I've got to panasonic the carpet again", just doesn't seem to have the right ring to it some how, as, "I'll have a quick hoover".

Vacuum, dear girl, it's vacuum!

Has anything else been stuck in the cleaner?

please change that to hoover

Handy Dyson hints

looks like loading a musket ball at the start

Ram rod comes to mind.

Has anything else been stuck in the cleaner?

As far as I know no. But I'll ask her on Monday morning

Does she have earphones in?

I often wonder about people who listen to and ignore strange noises coming from a vacuum which obviously has a problem.

Music while you work eh, no I'm a slave driver.

Music is it?

Guess who

Try again

Filthy beast, EQ!