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Fried bread

Started by: i-spy (15241) 

Is there a cure - I'm addicted

Started: 27th Dec 2020 at 17:10

Posted by: jo anne (34699) 

I think you just have to go cold turkey, I-Spy, but as a Presbyterian I know that won’t be easy for you even at this time of year.

Replied: 27th Dec 2020 at 17:31

Posted by: momac (12409) 

I- spy.. I love it,I'd have it more it wasn't so fattening

Replied: 27th Dec 2020 at 17:32

Posted by: i-spy (15241) 

My daughter found my illicit supply of lard which I find is the best for frying bread.its now been confiscated and I've been given a low cal oil spray.
It'll soon be empty

Replied: 27th Dec 2020 at 17:36

Posted by: jo anne (34699) 

I’m very lucky, I-Spy, as I’ve never got a taste for fried bread. I’m sure you’re strong enough to kick the habit though.

Replied: 27th Dec 2020 at 17:54

Posted by: i-spy (15241) 

The mistake was throwing away my trusty chip pan and buying a giant frying pan to chuck everything in.
I gave up last year on doctor's orders and lost over two stones.
No problem with choc biscuits etc.
But that fried bread. I need something fitting for the headstone if anyone has any ideas

Replied: 27th Dec 2020 at 18:01

Posted by: PeterP (11223)

Every one used have fried bread then it was deemed has being bad for your health. Now its back on the menu even at Mcdonalds

Replied: 27th Dec 2020 at 18:08

Posted by: cheshirecat (1012) 

Posted by: i-spy (14860)
"But that fried bread. I need something fitting for the headstone if anyone has any ideas"

What about this for (starters!) on the headstone.
Here Fries, I-spy

Replied: 27th Dec 2020 at 19:03

Posted by: i-spy (15241) 

Cheshire cat
That's a contender .
Kids have come up with
Oh Lard
Look after him

Replied: 27th Dec 2020 at 20:06

Posted by: jo anne (34699) 

I like those two, this isn’t quite right but:

I told you I wouldn’t grill

Replied: 27th Dec 2020 at 20:32

Posted by: cheshirecat (1012) 

Oh Lardy ( pick a bit of whatever)
Lonnie Donegan springs to mind

Replied: 27th Dec 2020 at 20:34

Posted by: linma (2911)

I spy, if you lightly toast your bread first and then fry it it doesn’t hold as much fat.

Replied: 28th Dec 2020 at 06:43

Posted by: tonker (27835) 

There's a well-known cure for being addicted to fried bread. Drop dead with a blockage!

Replied: 28th Dec 2020 at 14:34

Posted by: basil brush (19583)

Used to like it years ago, but knocked it on the head, I look after myself now, despite some losers saying I go to the chippy all the time and use dripping

Replied: 29th Dec 2020 at 12:52

Posted by: TerryW (inactive)

"I look after myself now"

Is that why you're a lard arse?

Replied: 30th Dec 2020 at 07:54

Posted by: basil brush (19583)

How do you know tiny tears, has your "lady friend " told you?

Replied: 30th Dec 2020 at 12:52

Posted by: TerryW (inactive)

Possibly, maybe someone closer to you than you think.

Replied: 30th Dec 2020 at 14:34

Posted by: basil brush (19583)

Well whoever they are, cry baby they haven't got a clue.

Replied: 30th Dec 2020 at 14:51

Posted by: TerryW (inactive)

Really.

Replied: 30th Dec 2020 at 15:31

Posted by: jo anne (34699) 

Meanwhile I wonder if I-Spy’s managed to kick his fried bread addiction.

Replied: 30th Dec 2020 at 15:42

Posted by: basil brush (19583)

I kicked it in touch a long time ago, Joanne

Replied: 30th Dec 2020 at 16:24

Posted by: firefox (3239)

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Replied: 30th Dec 2020 at 17:18
Last edited by firefox: 30th Dec 2020 at 17:20:12

Posted by: i-spy (15241) 

Hi-jacked

Replied: 30th Dec 2020 at 20:22

Posted by: basil brush (19583)

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obviously, another sick comment aimed at me.

i-spy there's a lot gets hijacked by the pretend motorway cop.

Replied: 31st Dec 2020 at 10:49

Posted by: jo anne (34699) 

Never mind “Hi-jacked ”, I-Spy.

How are you faring kicking your addiction?

Replied: 31st Dec 2020 at 15:21

Posted by: i-spy (15241) 

I've decided to turn it into a new year resolution so I'll have my last one this evening with a dollop of hp sauce.

Replied: 31st Dec 2020 at 16:55

 

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