Annual oil change!

Just seen my doc for my annual checkup, he says I'm in good health "for my age", I just laughed.

Well done
Just failed mine. Next stop the scrapheap

I think I need a new engine, the running gear doesn't run anymore and the bodywork could do with replacing.

Same as I said to the doc, the brain is good but the superstructure is wearing out.
The only time in the year when I'm asked to cough...twice!...and of course there's always the snap of the rubber gloves which is a bit off putting

The doc said to me there's no point in turning you out into a field.

Knackers yard instead? Lol