WIGAN SHOULD HAVE A STATUE OF DAVE WHELAN

SO THE PIGEONS CAN CRAP ON HIM LIKE HE HAS CRAPPED ON OTHERS DURING THE YEARS

This has been done to death silly arse.

BUT WHY WASTE THE MONEY ON A STATUE IN THE FIRST PLACE

coccuim you sound really childish

cocci i agree .. this one has been done before

gary, you are the child on this site.

neaw cummon lads .. lets be fair,,no fawin eawt

coccuim u aint worth a argument old man

neaw cummon.. pigiin shit is the same on owt
lets agree to differ

gary,you will not make my age you will finish up a patient where you work on tablets.

coccuim your probaly reet ..life to short for argue in

Whelan

Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true,
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter,
you put the pain in Spain.
Your germs are splattered about,
your face is just a stain.

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here, wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life like a fairy tale ... Grim.

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality,
I hate both of them.

You're bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay,
please, please, please, please,
take yourself away.
Like a death at a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun,
like a sucked and spat out smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face,
speaking as an outsider
what do you think of the human race.

You went to a progressive psychiatrist,
he recommended suicide
before scratching your bad name off his list
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
they make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was it some kind of bat?
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can ... twat.

o-k gary no arguing shake on it.

execellent poetry tonker,,,

no problems coccuim shake lol

well , glad you sorted them two tonker

Nice one tonker, you've said it all

at least he is true 2 his word ,he said if warriors didnt win in 2 years he would step down.so he has,?

hey stop insulting the pigeons

Love the poem Tonker ya think I could use it on the Yanks over here and they would get it welll at least some of the Yanks like the IRS, Tax man lol

i went to work for dave whelan when he opened his first store by the bus station on the market square n he had his dad working for him " made him do the sweeping up if i remember " he took all of us " his staff " to the golden garter in withenshaw for a christmas do, any ex staff remember that ???

I SPENT ALL DAY SUNDAY WITH DAVE WHELAN,HE WAS THE MANAGER OF THE GMP FOOTBALL TEAM VERSUS ASHTON'S YOUTH,
HE GIVE HIS TIME AND FOOTBALL ADVICE ROR FREE,HE EVEN PUT A FLIGHT BACK 6 HOURS SO HE COULD TAKE PART.
I WAS HONERED TO PLAY IN GOAL FOR HIS TEAM WHICH WON 5.4
SO THANKS MR WHELAN FOR A REMEMBERABLE DAY.

hi jeannie..what yrs was you there at whelans store?...i was a van lad at rathbones who delivered bread to whelans in 1972/73

hi wigan , it was earlier than that, im talking about 1965/66 whelans had just opened,, thanks for reply
jean

No chance. He killed off Pooles Pie Cafe at Wallgate and should be put in new stocks erected to this dastardly and unforgivable deed. I don't dislike the man but can anyone remember the name of his manager at Whelans approx 1977 please

peasn beans,your right he killed the cafe but kept the most famous name for pies in Wigan,and now sells second rate pies under the Pooles name.SACRILEGE.