Gardening with Grandma

Started by: cindy (5971)

> A
> teenage granddaughter
> comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse
> on and no
> bra.
>
>
> Her grandmother has a
> fit, telling her not to dare go out like
> that!
>
>
> The teenager tells her
> 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta
> let your rose buds
> show!' And out she
> goes.
>
>
> The next day the
> teenager comes downstairs, and her grandmother is
> sitting there with no top
> on.
>
>
> The teenager wants to
> die. She explains to her grandmother that she has
> friends coming over and
> that it is just not appropriate.
>
>
> The grandmother says,
> 'Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose
> buds, then I can display
> my hanging baskets.
>
>
>
>
>
> Don't mess with a
> Senior Citizen !