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Started by: billy (26053) 

an aussie ****** has been desecrating the chastity of aussie women, and western women in general. what would happen if we did that to their salomeys??
are ya there GW
are ya there AHMED??
PS..i havent mentioned the m word on account it sends you into orbit ahmed.hows your day so far.?

Started: 27th Oct 2006 at 10:36

Posted by: kb10975 (193)

oh billy boy, not some more M star star star etc.- tosh.

Replied: 27th Oct 2006 at 10:52

Posted by: disco_diva (inactive)

I think Billy is a star. Without him this forum would be so boring. I love his way with words. But i do worry about his blood pressure.

Replied: 27th Oct 2006 at 10:54

Posted by: billy (26053) 

disco my love, i am as fit as a butchers dog.its the sea air my friend.some of these numbers that are on the increase in here, would benefit with a trip into liverpool bay, for a spell of good clean ozone.you have a nice day disco, and the same goes for empress.

Replied: 27th Oct 2006 at 10:58

Posted by: billy (26053) 

when are you going to tell us...are you a he or a she 10975???is that asking to much....you a secretive person??i mean, one conjurs up all kinds of images as to who the number is,at least ya got something in common with the other numbers in here...ya dont start a debate....ya just try smart **** jibes at the poster?try some deep breathing excercises, it works for getwom.

Replied: 27th Oct 2006 at 11:04

Posted by: billy (26053) 

morning getwom, how ya doing today maverick.

Replied: 27th Oct 2006 at 11:05

Posted by: kb10975 (193)

do you always talk to yourself? stop workin yourself up billy boy thall mek thisen ill.

Replied: 27th Oct 2006 at 11:08

Posted by: billy (26053) 

tha dosnt nay me owd lad. i never frett,bin a family thing fer yers, tae let tother b*****s doot frettin.
whats thi handle fettler, why,t mystery, can i tek a guess...tharra lass, am i reet??

Replied: 27th Oct 2006 at 15:01

Posted by: billy (26053) 

tharra lass, i feel it in my water.there lies the secrecy...tha disent want thi owd mon to find owt thar ont internet thingy.

Replied: 27th Oct 2006 at 15:03

Posted by: billy (26053) 

31 years of age
brunette
shops in tesco
fills up in tesco
has a loyalty card
collects tokens for the kids school
dosent suffer fools
likes to speak her mind
am i getting there, or am i getting there. if i hit the nail on the head, you wouldnt give me the credit.
what do you think disco...empress, is 10975 a he or a she???the female is usualy very good at detecting the sex of a poster. a womans intuition i guess.

Replied: 27th Oct 2006 at 19:59

Posted by: billy (26053) 

[;D]

Replied: 27th Oct 2006 at 20:01

Posted by: kb10975 (193)

nope,tha totally wrong billium????!!!

Replied: 27th Oct 2006 at 20:57

Posted by: aussie roy (2574) 

Billy,I think the word you were looking to use was "denigrate",desecrate is more relevant to things such as gravestones or other designated sacred sites.You may even use the word "demean". Anyway I really don't accept him as an Aussie,fair dinkum mate,he doesn't drinka the piss,chasa the pussy or swallow the bullshit although he may spout great quantities of the same.

Replied: 28th Oct 2006 at 08:39

Posted by: billy (26053) 

judging from the posts since he,s been here at wigan world, i reckon the number has drifted with the tide from some chat room.he/she has been very non productive in here regards starting a debatable post, just the oposite,like the other numbers he/she attacks a post or more accurate, the poster.
deep breaths
sit in the shadows for twenty mins
think positive
feel loved
feel wanted
there now.....feel any different he/she??

Replied: 28th Oct 2006 at 10:55

Posted by: billy (26053) 

ya right my aussie whinger, i put it down to speed typing.
memo...must get a typist
short hand would be an advantage.[:|]

Replied: 28th Oct 2006 at 11:23

Posted by: xrh59 (inactive)

The British Tommy has been doing it for donkeys.Aussie roy do you have to pick up on eveything that folk mistype or say wrong, Any way how can YOU not accept him as Aussie you are from bloody Chorley,I think the word i'm looking for is SMART ARSE.

Replied: 28th Oct 2006 at 14:02

Posted by: billy (26053) 

got the aussie disease x59. sarcasm is rife in aussie. remember when we won the world cup down under, the world cameras zoomed in on the aussie premier handing the cup over to the english. his motty was like thunder, not a smile, not a hint of sportsmanship near him or the aussie team.nothings changed, its a part of their makeup that they should work on.i was impressed by the support in the crowds, that at times seemed to drown out the aussies.not all of them had travelled down under, most were xpats shouting on the poms.
but ive always seen the aussie sportsmen as WAILING WALLIES, if it aint going right for them, the pitch is to small, the goals are to wide,the refs bent ect ect.
hows your day so far 59?hanging loose...way to go mate.

Replied: 28th Oct 2006 at 16:17

Posted by: billy (26053) 

[v]please dont try and correct me on my gramar or interpretation of a situation roy boy. desecration is what i printed, and desecration is what i meant.
desecration= violate the sanctity.
now wouldnt you say that this was exactly what the person in question did
HE VIOLATED THE SANCTITY OF WESTERN FEMALES< MORE TO THE POINT< AUSTRALIAN WOMEN???hope ya learned something today chorely auss

Replied: 28th Oct 2006 at 16:29

Posted by: xrh59 (inactive)

I wouldn't mind it from a real Aussie,but not one from Chorley.Great day Billy just got bout the grandkids love em to bits but glad when there going home,Just put the old vino in the fridge for later cos me and the Mrs have the house to ourselves so we are having a night in.

Replied: 28th Oct 2006 at 16:30

Posted by: billy (26053) 

mispelt chorley i know,its the new typist ive hired
she,s fired.

Replied: 28th Oct 2006 at 16:32

Posted by: billy (26053) 

ditto x59, we have just said tarra to my two daughters.now the gates locked, the tea is about to be made...the six pack is in the fridge...aint life a bowl of cherries 59...the wifes got her TV, ive got mine...no arguing here for X factor, or a blood and guts movie, no sir, peace and tranquility reign supreme in this household.
wheres that b****y remote.

Replied: 28th Oct 2006 at 16:38

Posted by: xrh59 (inactive)

"Well o.k. pilgrim lets move em out",that was my best John Wayne impresion.

Replied: 28th Oct 2006 at 16:46

Posted by: billy (26053) 

worth an oscar mate[;D]

Replied: 28th Oct 2006 at 16:56

Posted by: xrh59 (inactive)

At least,or me own telly show "nice to see you to see you nice"see theres another.

Replied: 28th Oct 2006 at 18:24
Last edited by xrh59: 28th Oct 2006 at 18:26:54

Posted by: tonker (27835) 

I hate marzipan!

Replied: 28th Oct 2006 at 19:01

Posted by: xrh59 (inactive)

Me to tonker, It remindes me of plastic explosive.

Replied: 28th Oct 2006 at 21:59

Posted by: aussie roy (2574) 

Good morning chaps,I'm glad to see you are all still biting. It may interesting to note that I have lived in the lucky country much longer than I did in Chorley,but my roots are still in Lancashire. I don't percieve myself as sarcastic rather more flippant as I bear no malice or ill will towards my fellow man and if I have an itch I scratch it,in much the same way that I pick up on little errors of spelling and such;pedantic or semantic,even sometimes romantic but that is the nature of the beast.As for the Aussie sportsmen,you are preaching to the converted,and while I am a naturalised Australian I get great joy from seeing them beaten particularly by England,but those joys are all too infrequent;next month should be a cracker. At least I do have something in common with you lot,I also have the arduous task (not really,I love too love 'um to bits) of tending to grandchildren,I'll tell you story later,I've got go and pick my son.
ps:See you've picked up one good Aussie custom,the six pack of coldies in the 'fridge.

Replied: 29th Oct 2006 at 00:32

Posted by: billy (26053) 

G/DAY COBBER.

Replied: 29th Oct 2006 at 10:30

 

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