EVE!

Lord I have a problem! What's the problem eve? Lord I Know you created me
And a beautiful garden and wonderful animals and a snake but I am not happy.
Why is that Eve? I am sick to death of apples and I am lonely...
Well in that case I shall create a man for you.
Whats a man Lord? A man is a creature with an enormous ego and an inability to listen to you properly, and he'll give you a hard time , he'll be bigger and faster than you. He'll be good at fighting and kicking a ball, but he'll be pretty good in the sack as well!! I can put up with that replied eve,
well it's better than a poke in the eye!!
The lord said there is one condition eve..
What's that then?

You have to let him believe I made him first!!!

Continuing on from the above.
"He" then went on to tell her;


Amicule, deliciae, num is sum qui mentiar tibi? -

Baby, sweetheart, would I lie to you?

And so now you know who ADAM's father really was.

DOLLY!!!.
Fer jaysus sake - get away frum that PC.
NOW!!!! a sed NOW - ya woolie headed bitch

Ah but does dolly know that jacko?