winners

i note our colonials are doing quite well in the barbados cricket final.makes ya feel so proud to know you have taught them well. =

I am glad to see you are still a good sportsman Billy and make a comment on a sport even if your team was out of it long ago. Apart from the lads winning their third straight World Cup Final by all accounts it has been a bit of a schemozzle of a tournament. Half filled stadiums (tickets to expensive for locals), B teams making the finals, suspicious death of a team coach . But yes, as in RL, England taught us well and for that we are truly grateful. Did I tell you about the new Institute for Snooker, Darts and Dominoes they have just opened in Coffs Harbour?? Watch this space....

Yer Wot,I,m the Captain coach,of the drinking team,Mary his my assistant.
Sheelagh his In charge of s--t stirring and the sarcastic department.

And I've been approached as technical advisor. I used to make and throw a decent arrow in my time,turn a good domino and fairly well on cue at snooker.

the aussie snooker player over here just now, is getting a tonking from the one and only...sullivan, the hit man.
as for sport ozz, ya aint never, but never going to get first base in the boxing world. the best you have has fallen at the first fence over here.but i do wish one thing, and i know i speak for all the brits, if only we had an accademy of sports to match the aussies.in place of that, we have an ...elf-n-safety outfit thats crucifyinf all contact sports.
rule britannia.

yeah and its obvious we didnt use the same trainer

Keno could you please be a bit more PC and amend your above job description to read Sheelagh - Public Relations and Marketing. I think someone has been hacking my postings don't know where you got that impression of me.

I am looking forward to the big fat expense account All those pints and pies on the house - Woohoo!!

Here's one to kickstart your day Billy - a prison in Queensland has closed down the Warders gym as due to Health and Safety it needs to be supervised 24/7 and the budget does not cover that expense. But the fully equipped state of the art gymn for the poor, hard done by prisoners - yes you've guessed it, doing roaring trade, they have had to close of their membership for this year. Can't have the poor dears getting bored or heaven forbid loosing their fitness.

How do they get away with it?

ozzielass,Do they play fives and threes in this institute?

Anybody got a job for Mary,I know she,s a good talker,even better than me.Mary his lucky she has a SILENT partner.
Sorry Coccium no 5s & 3s played over here they would,nt know how to play It ,maybe you could get job as Coach.

so the virus has arrived in aussie then,believe me it will spread like wildfire.
get this..in nursing homes here, residents have human rights..but if its a private home, they dont have human rights???a short while ago, a judge stopped the deportation of two libyan terrorists, on human rights grounds???these two were ilegals anyway, and shouldnt have been here???human rights for terrorists...debateable for our own citizens. welcome to blairs britain.
the pc brigade are another blair invention. an old crippled lady in a wheelchair, was sat in a shopping mall, drinking from a can of lemonade(naughty) a vigilant cop came over to her and gave her a breath test????i"m outa here, its just too much for my sensitive nerve system.
PS the aussie snooker player(robertson)put up a good show against o"sullivan, but got beat 13/10.

Coccium, not sure about 5's and 3's but I know they are all at 6's & 7's. Groan, I know pathetic.

The new Institute ,for Dominos,Darts & Snooker In Coffs Harbour his offering honorary membership till 2010 to anyone born In Wigan. Also we have decided to let anyone as a special favour to my Deceased Sister to anyone Born In Chorley ,because she worked at Munitions Factory there In the War,Also we need someone who his outspoken.This Institute should appeal to Wiganers because most Wiganers like a sport that his near to a BAR.

Sign me up and even though I am teetotal on any day of the week that doesn't have a 'y' in it I would like to put myself forward for President. Hic I'll drink to that.

You already our Patron,you get free grog all the time If you are a teetotaler.I want to be President ,I,ll have a vote amongst the girls,By unanimous decision I was given Presidents job.We are a bit scared of non drinkers,my Mum always told me never trust anyone who dose,nt drink.If you was alcholic you would have won sorry.

Please,please dont introduce 5's & 3's down there (Aussieland).

At least let England hold on to something that we could beat the Aussies at.

Con grats to the Aussie Cricket Team - it aint their fault that the others "DIDNT TURN UP".

I think England can beat Aussie at Marbles ,Snakes And Ladder also Ludo.They do,nt know how to play 5s&3s here so thats safe.And Warnies good at Womanising ,his nothing sacred anymore.He,s bowled a few over there.

Soccer, now that's where the Brits can teach the Aussies something, mind you they are catching up fast. And Europe is stealing all the best Aussie players, Viduka, and the rest with offers of big bikkies. Can't say I blame them. Not much of a competition down here. The paddocks are too dry and dusty.