pet names for spouse

i love it when my Dave does his popeye imitation and i do my olive.

Can he do the Beverly Hill Billies?.

he can do alot so maybe. he is very talented. I taught him everything i know lol just joking.

You sound like a very talented couple,you should go Into show business,make a fortune.

i wnat to go into the furniture business. He loves working with wood.

I,m an enviromentalist do,nt like knocking down trees.

I`m good at woodwork and maths so I`ve
decided on a new occupation! Making rulers.

Im going into the iron and steel business.
The girlfriend is taking in ironing and Im going out stealing,Ill let you know how we get on.

I,m opening a hock shop,so will buy anything you do,nt want.