Meanwhile

somewhere on the outskirts of Wigan

TONKER, Tell 'im, I've never lived in Wigan,

He's never lived in Wigan, him!

But Tom, he did say "on the outskirts of Wigan", so he is, sort of, right, kind of thing?

If Poolstock/Marus bridge isnt on the outskirts of Wigan Tom........where exactly is it? You could say the outskirts of Ashton but I would say its roughly equidistant

Ah, someone who can actually read,

My thinking of this is, If I've never lived in Wigan I can't claim association with the outskirts, I should be living on the outskirts of Pemberton as Pem is the main Town I live in according to our borderline aficionado,

Tom's house is 0.8 mile from Wigan and exactly the same distance from Ashton (by road).
Transformer-mon's reet again!

Are you really thick or do you just pretend?

and there we are again with the prejudice, tut tut,, double standards,

Looks like its victim card time again leccy

looks like it victim time, Doctor Leccy