Ah's geet a moggy ! ....

...... Las' neet. ah sin a moggy i' t'garrij, an' it run it under t'freezer. Ah thowt, ah'll cotch thee, tha' bugger.
Anyroadup, ah purra trap daaaain yond', bi't'freezer, an' he were theer this mornin', deeud!

Translated into Wiggin, fo'thi' ....

Had a mouyse in th'ouyse. 'S ded noy, laaaaike !


Owd mon sorry, who'd'o'thowt?

Did't ever catch yon biscuit thieving rat in't th'office?

I was just thinking about that.

I can feel a story coming on! .....

I got two metal moggy traps and one rat trap. Set all three, baited with immitation Mars bar from Aldi.
Nothing for a few days. And then .... the moggy trap under the desk went missing !

I thought, "hmmmm., the rat must've got the trap stuck on it's yed and run off". Anyroadup, I checked everywhere he could go. No sign of the bugger, or the trap!

I think someone is baiting you, Does the missus like the imitation (one m) Mars bars from Aldi?

"I think someone is baiting you"

Well.....considering you rarely stop baiting certain people Terry you should know all about it

Put some rat sticky pads down

Put some string on the trap.They can't run as far.

I have done now. Not string though, they can gnaw through that. I've put bobble-chain on each one, attatched to a foot-long length of 22mm copper pipe!