A Flying Saucer ......

........ Shuttlecock Shaped !

Hate shuttlecock

Tonker has your better half been throwing plates at you

A fellow shopkeeper friend of mind had a dog called Minton and every time he saw a shuttlecock, he would eat it, So my friend took the dog to a vet, The vet told him you need to see a pet phycologist, He did and the pet phycologist said to, Train the dog and praise the dog by saying , Good dog and never forget to say the dogs name, So say good dog , then say Good dog Minton, and if he does bad things say, Bad dog, ok so off you pop and come back in a week and we'll see how you go.
My friend took the dog out in the park, two girls where batting a shuttlecock the dog ran to them and bit the shuttlecock,
My friend ran up to the dog , he smacked the dog hard and shouted,
Bad dog, Badminton,