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if anyone is detoxing this New year

Started by: Arfur petesake (409)

My special lines for detoxing includes
low calorie meat pies , sausage rolls , frozen chips,
de-tox bottles of water, orange , blackcurrant', Beer , Whiskey , gin
I have low shock trainers for the runners and nipple pads for the joggers,
pedometers , and stop watches, energy drinks , low calorie high energy chocolate bars , protein foods for the iron pumpers , lights , high viz vests and head protection for the cyclists and flashing light collars for the dog walkers,
We are open tomorrow from 8 am to 10 pm in line with the tier 4 essential shopping guidelines, please don't drive here but run, walk , jog get fit , stay fit and save lives,

Started: 1st Jan 2021 at 21:41

Posted by: laughing gravy (inactive)

are they yorkshire sausage rolls?

Replied: 1st Jan 2021 at 22:41

Posted by: i-spy (15251) 

What about the nibble pads. Are they uni-sex

Replied: 1st Jan 2021 at 22:51

Posted by: raymyjamie (6857)

Just about to get my first glass of wine of the evening, a nice Rose.
I’m not DEtoxing, I’m REtoxing, LOL. got to keep myself ‘topped up’.

Replied: 1st Jan 2021 at 23:07

Posted by: Arfur petesake (409)

What a good idea Mr Raymyjamie , ' Retoxing' That's just what the retail industry need right now To regenerate our business , I'll used that as a marketing slogan it will catch on fast,
Whether you're de toxing or re toxing , Arfur's corner shop has everything you need,
Yes Mr I-spy, they are unisex and sold in sizes, small, Medium, Large and
BIG MAMMA sizes,
Mr Happy Bistro, All our sausage rolls are baked fresh here in Wigan but, For you I can get some from my cousin in Bradford , who also has a corner shop and does takeaway lunches and specializes in Rolls, everything from Ham rolls to Carrot pies, his shop is called,
Eighteen Carrot Rock n Rolls Shop

Replied: 2nd Jan 2021 at 09:16

Posted by: PeterP (11297)

Once had a recipe for diced beef and potatoes done in cider instead of oxo cubes. Cannot find the book anywhere. It had about 30 simple meals in the book ,All old fashioned easy to make meals no garlic or fancy oils. I have either lent it to some one or lost it when we moved house

Replied: 2nd Jan 2021 at 14:53

Posted by: jo anne (34721) 

Arfur, have you got any of those ‘flashing light collars for the dog walkers’ left? It might distract people’s attention from my lovely dog so they also notice me.

Replied: 2nd Jan 2021 at 15:17

Posted by: Arfur petesake (409)

We yes jo anne I have some left and I do a free fitting service as well but, another consideration more fitting ,might be some channel de canal water I have in Stock, Its a special perfume and it drives male dog walkers wild with passion for dog walking females, I've sold lots and it works, I know because none of the ladies ever came back for more,

Replied: 2nd Jan 2021 at 15:28

Posted by: jo anne (34721) 

Channel de Canal Water

I think those poor dog walking females who bought that next turned to Liverpool perfumers as they knew they’d have Mersey upon them.

Replied: 2nd Jan 2021 at 15:37

 

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