Wigan world jokers

Used to be a laugh a minute on here.Where did the jokers go ? Did someone steal cindy’s book of ancient jokes ?

As Andy Capp once said Icey, " ya gotta go with the Flo "
Don't look back and wonder why
forward March and smile i spy.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

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A wooly jumper

Rake

The scarecrow who won the Nobel prize



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He was outstanding in his field

A man walks into a bar
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Ouch !!!!!

A Cheese roll walks into a pub and orders a pint
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Barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here"

Two fish in a tank.
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First fish says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Two monkeys in a bath
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One turns to the other and says 'OOO AAHHH AHH AHH!'
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The other says "Well put some cold in then"

What did the constipated mathematician do?
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Worked it out with a pencil.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
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One says to the other "does this taste funny to you?"

Very funny Irish golf joke.
Wrong one posted, correct one now playing.


Golf

Yes

You gotta hand it to short people......

Because they can't reach it.

My Grandma is 80% Irish..........

They call her Iris.

woman driver going along the road and the engine is miss firing , she stops and calls the RAC, 20 minutes later the RAC man comes and fixes it in 10 minutes, he says, " its fine now missus, get on your way " she asks,
" why did it do that " the RAC man said " oh just shit in the carb lady ", She asked " how often should i do that ? "

Some good uns there, TTS

I used to look forward to Friday nights when we had a laugh but now it's all doom & gloom with "some people" old news which we've seen on TV or read in the paper

I agree NanaJ, but it won't get back to that until the rot has been cut out of the site. We all know where the rot starts.

Wouldn't know, I can't remember, in all the years I've contributed to this site, ever posting on here on a Friday night

That's why we all had a laugh as you didn't post

well if it bothers you that much try starting your own thread instead of ruining them by causing trouble.

Idiot.

How rude

I am rude to scum

Not nice at all.

See my 10:45.

nasty to the core

Yes you are.

hypocrite

Joseph was a racist. Fact.

ive seen a few racist comments from the newbies

I'm still here I-spy.

thankfully cindy there are still some of us decent posters left

Place is full of racists and liars.

Don't forget chauvanists.too.

Oh aye him too.

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That's rude.

Broke what rule i didn't swear

Cindy - glad to hear it. But what about the jokes