joke

the plumber is having a shower when all of a sudden, there's a knock at the door, " who is it ? " asked the plumber, " Its me the blind mon" was the answer, So the plumber ran down the stairs naked and open the door, Tonker is at the door with a roll of blinds under his arm and says, " which room does these go in, "

At this point, the plumber wakes up from the nightmare and thinks,
was't he supposed to come Friday ?,

I couldn't come due to a gas leak under the traffic island on Warrington Road. It was leaking that much it blew a lorry over onto it's side and that blocked the road for a few hours.

I'll come tomorrow instead?

I once answered the door to two naked women, they asked to speak to my wife.
I said she was in the bath, They barged past me and ran upstairs, then dove in the bath with my wife.
I was so incensed I knocked one out.

Well, I arrived at Tom's house, as arranged, bang on time.
That Mac, off t'other channel, had told me they were ardent 'naturists' who regularly appear centre-page in H&E Magazine, however, I was surprised to find him, and Mrs. Plum fully clothed!

Did you turn up 'Au naturel'?

I wasn't wearing any socks!

You took all three off?

Ah I see why he came early now, he was well equipped too, But Alas it is only in the summer months we do the au naterel gardening ,
But any road up, Tonker is fixing us up with some new blinds, He is a very professional salesman with all the show magazines , samples and schpeal, H also leaves you a bag of spanish,

"also leaves you a bag of spanish" ....

.... and two ounce of Kaylie to dip it in!

Lucky Kaylie!

she sang a song about it too.

(Pssst, Tonker means Kali.)

" Replied: 21st Oct 2020 at 05:33 "

Ast'shit i'bed?

It must be the first thing he does when he wakes up, get straight on WW

Maybe he's done a night shift.

Firefox? He was a friend of mine !