Anyone know why

they are queueing at sainsbury ? From the entrance right round the corner down to the charity bins, I hav't seen it that bad Since May

They're having a fire-drill !

Sheeple queueing for toilet rolls. Same at Costco for the last fortnight

I can't work it out, In the queue was a mate of mine, Now this lad is single and is probably only after a quarter of boiled ham and a tin of peas, he's a good 50 yards from the front of the queue, there is no queue at Asda, I wonder why he's queueing ?
My theory is Sainsbury are trying out a television hypnosis experiment, Everyone in that queue must be a telly watcher and they've been subject to
subliminal advertising,

Oh as that started,, I have been waiting for the kewing to start

I had a bit of a doo there a couple of weeks ago, and I don't mean a party, I had been sending off for a few bits and pieces from Heebay, and collecting them from the Argos counter in Sainsburys, and as Boris announced the first of the new restrictions at the end of September, Sainsburys introduced the one way system back into the store, in that you go in at the doors on the left, and they have barricaded the store so that you have to out at the doors on the right nearest the tills, which is fare enuff, but this was the first day, and the Argos counter is opposite the doors where yoo enter the store, and on this day I hadn't noticed the one system was back in force, so I picked me parcel up, and was nearly back at the entrance doors, by the time I realised that the one system was in operation, and I would have gone out of the right side doors, but the barricades meant that it would have been an half mile walk around the store to get to those doors, so I said "sod that" I have only picked me Ebay parcel up, so as I got to the doors, a prick in a collar and tie jumped forward from the windows at the back and blocked my way at the security detectors, or whatever they are called, and some other idiot set the alarm off on them, so he is stood in front of me, and these alarms going off, and he said menacingly "YOU HAVE TO GO ROUND" so I said "I have only picked my ebay parcel up" to which he replied "I don't care" so I said in a raised voice and pointing "DOORS ARE THEER" the doors were about 15ft away and this prick wanted me to go back in the store, and walk all the way round, and he shouted at me "I CAN'T LET YOU THROUGH" so I said "I'm going through em anyway" and side stepped away from him, and I thought is he going to grab hold of me, but he didn't, which was probably for the best

I was a bit worried though, because I had some PPE on order, to be picked up from that Argos point a couple of days later, and I was concerned that if I was barred from Sainsburys how would I get me PPE but a couple of days later I picked my PPE up without any problem, and that idiot was on 'trolleys and baskets' he was in the car park pushing lines of trolleys around

It occurred to me though, that on that day, I wonder how many other customers he upset ?

Kym Marsh is opening the new fish stall topless this dinnertime

Peterg I will stear clear then dont want to see Kim with no hat on

perhaps sainsburys are avin a sale

There is a wigan wiganworld member in stocks and everyone is queuing up to throw at him.

I think I no who you meen.

I was up that way about an hour ago, and no cue at Sainsburys then

MMBill, surely not the popular one?


TTs, I was in Iceland up there at half 2, there were queues (Or ques if sledge types the word). But only for Sainbo's.
Everywhere else was fine

Those Celts from Welsh Wales have started to shithouse about it .......

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-54540764

Everyone should ignore the government. The cure is a LOT worse than the disease. Let people get on with their lives. I can guarantee no one will bne stepping over dead bodies on the way to work.

firefox have you had it?

I haven't, and I have worked the entire time throughout the 'lockdown'.
I have met and mingled with hospital staff and patients,
as well as care home residents, etc.
I read that you have had it, but you didn't die from it. (Praise God)
I know people who have died 'with' it, but none 'of' it.

I didn't realise your job dealt with chenille fabrics, are you a time-served upholsterer?

I work with Nick Tyldesley in't knicker factory

my daughter works at Sainsbogs......queues were caused by
50% off toy sale

Queueing like mad at Leigh Sainsburys today, was calling in on my way back from Salford but after seeing the queue I came home. Not sure what's been going on.

Ah!
Cheers, Joe M

So it was the dreaded Christmas Fever, grandparents and parents after a half price bargain.

Thank you Mr Maplin.

Posted by: mortarmillbill (569)
There is a wigan wiganworld member in stocks and everyone is queuing up to throw at him.

I wonder who that could be?

It can't be Fat Mick, as he's a Shevington Wiganworld member!

I can't think who it could be.

Just been to Sainsbury's and they are queuing - and for no apparent reason.

It seems that some jobsworth employee or employees has taken it on
themselves to start the lockdown earlier than planned.

What a load of bollocks all this is becoming. Let's all get the damned Covid and get on with our lives...Please.

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I visited Asda earlier, it was as if a plague of locusts had swept through.

Jarvis. Would your saying that if one of your family caught it and died. Then there would be no life to get on with.
Think before you type.

Irony is, if he caught a common cold it would kill him, sooner anyway.

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Oh dear

AngelWood said:

"I visited Asda earlier, it was as if a plague of locusts had swept through"

A Looming Plague, the Biblical Four Horsemen of the Apockolips is coming troo

https://edition.cnn.com/interactive/2020/05/africa/locusts/

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Oh dear says Basil.............Posted to stir up trouble

Sir Bob it was. Half of the things on my list I couldn't get. Asda currently have a survey running called "Tellasda", so I did.

awww, didums

How rude.

OMG, another one trying to stir things up

Yes you are stirring, commenting awww didums in response to my post.

Angela he can't post without stirring ,he's got the largest spoon in Norley

no posted about ANOTHER "newbie" getting a comment removed

Really? I knew that how, when your post immediately followed mine?

you mean like you did at 11.28

Angelwood. He only. post stirring posts, he doesn't have the vocabulary or brains to make a half sensible comment.

In response to your "awww didums" post that immediately followed mine I commented "how rude" as anyone with half a brain cell can see that you were disparaging my post.

Everyone saw the post, and either you, my little yeast infection, or jarvis, 'went crying to admin' to have it removed.

Jarvis defended Savile on more than one occasion, even accusing the victims of trying to 'cash in. Tell us your thoughts on that, thrush, you newbie?

He doesn't have thoughts,

basil brush (14774)

I can't think who it could be.........think a bit harder !!!

The gangs out in force today

Sorry. I would have joined in earlier but have been baking scones

Still, a couple missing, though.

They may be at work.

Heres a handy hint.

work noun (ACTIVITY)

 

A1 [ U ]

an activity, such as a job, that a person uses physical or mental effort to do, usually for money:

I've got so much work to do.

Carrying heavy loads around all day is hard work.

What time do you start/finish work?

Aileen does most of the work around the house.

What sort of work are you experienced in?

That which keeps the workshy in benefits.

Just returned from Asda Golborne. Busy but not daft and no queues outside or at the tills. Most items on the shelves odd spaces but nothing major .I have been looking for Daddies brown sauce found in B&M at £1 a bottle and Piccallilli Sauce found it in Morrisons 65p a jar,both were sold in Asda but not lately

cant be aimed at me, ff, I've done my bit, ask nana, she claims to know about me.

Work shy is what I know

Really!!!!!!!!!!!

So you don't know all about me then, do you?

Remind me again why you left Heinz

Sister Morphine: I do realise that you are high risk and need to avoid people. But don't you think all this is becoming rather ridiculous?

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Keep a distance.

Why all this ghost town business?

Sister Morphine:

Jarvo are you referring to Jathbee ?

Yes. The Angel of death, Jarvis.

By the way. I am no more at risk than you. Jarvis.
I only avoid the grim reaper.
Answer me a question. Are you frequenting your favourite watering hole or are you avoiding it, Just in case

Aye, your bit of signing on.

Sister Morphine: Am I eckus...I'm on a healthy fine dining course with an old school friend.

She is educating me in the pleasures of low cal delights.

I avoid places like Iceland and the like. Never felt better. And I'm as safe as milk.

What caused the stroke, chickens milk?

Oh, Oh, Helpless And Slow, And You Don't Have Anywhere To Go...

Sister Morphine: Am I eckus...I'm on a healthy fine dining course with an old school friend.

She is educating me in the pleasures of low cal delights.

I avoid places like Iceland and the like. Never felt better. And I'm as safe as milk

So, if fact you are avoiding places where you might come into contact with the virus. So what is your bravado all about.
Carry on with life indeed. Healthy, fine dining course
Sounds to me like you are afraid to step over your doorstep.
That is why you think you are as safe as milk. Well milk wasn't too safe some years ago
Remember brucellosis.

I am however enjoying life to the fullest that we are allowed and not afraid to leave my home. Proper precautions taken, of course. So get out there before its too late. After all you have little time left to enjoy, considering the length of your working life.

: firefox (2351)

What caused the stroke, chickens milk?

You mean this healthy, marathon running, fine dining, low carb eating, alcohol avoiding fool, isn't the invincible human being he purports to be.
Well now, how very unremarkable

I was drinking Martell last night. And having a reet good time.

I was having a lovely meal, cooked by my daughter and her husband. Drinking wine and having a good laugh with them. I will continue having a good time, while following the rules, including getting out and about.

So stay safe, in your milky environment.

When my mate's mum died, he was clearing her house out and found an un-opened bottle of Martell, in a cupboard, that was over 30 years old.

Being in the licensed trade for over 22 years, he asked me, "d'you think it'll be alraaaaight this, lad"?
I advised him that it would probably have gone off by now and that I would safely dispose of it for him.

He didn't bite!

I think you'll find that it might be difficult to bite Brandy.

Brandy? It's Cognac, Sir!

I'm afraid my knowledge of alcohol is very limited but never the less, you still can't bite it.

Good job, can't bite owt bowt teeth.

It was Timp's dad's Cognac.

I'd have enjoyed a nip.

Then some Cognac.

You'd get a hard 'nip' off Timp!

You've always fancied Timp.
Their Tomp had a better porn moustache.