Wigan Album

Hey! cut that out Jaz, I cant figure out how you got in the pic and you took it, technology Eh!

Your lucky Her Majesty was prepared to issue all passes on the same day.

He always did know how to be in two places at once

woohoo! joan glad I didn,t say that, so tell us more,, I,ll keep sshush, promise.

Who's Joan Wilding - Les's squeeze?

thanks boys,,cheta would like to have seen you foft as well,trust you will be able to make it to next,along with afew others,,hmm joan,,looks like you got cliffh,s imagination running,

Oy!!! behave! Jay, Joans taken with the guy in the sweater and I dont blame her, dont he look cute and my granma is quite taken with him.

Wots Cliff hiding in his hands?

This the first time I've seen Cliff. Heard so much from my Dad. He really does look crafty doesn't he. I wouldn't buy a used car off him.

mister wilding love sorry to heer youv been sleeping ruff.just come to my b&b at the top of diccinson street the one with red lite in winder. Ill see yur made nice an warm. sory to heer your at bottom. see you later love. we culd get you some social help to.

That bloke with the beard and jumper. Will you please come and clean my windows. I thought you had gone on your hols. But I have waited 6 weeks now.

thats why I dont sellem Andy oh,I have never been crafty I just use the best option thats not crafty thats Grammar School clever not like the ne,r do wells in here.

sorry Jackie, my ladder has woodworm its havin treatment but should be ready friday, dont forget leave the bedroom window open,8-15am I,ll do your insides as well, free.

You lot think your smug but I'll have the last laugh. All merry gents well met hey! I don't care what you call yourselves, Jesse James Holding, Dangerous Dowdall, Crafty Cliff. I know you for what you are. I've got your numbers. I'll get you all, like the avenging ghost of Joe Boz. Mark my words.

That handsome chap in the blue jeans. I've seen him in the Millstone doing his crossword in the afternoon. Next time I'll let him buy me a drink.

handsome ? woohoo ! I,ll buy you more than one Sylvia see ya Tuesday 2 o,clock.
God bless WW Iv,e pulled, catchya Sylvia xxxxxxxxxx

which class was you in Sylvia ? I cant recall a Sylvia !maybe a dinner lady so, ok spill the beans, bet you did a few times.

Cliff did you wear an iron on your leg when you were a lad.

cant remember,. I did have iron on my clogs.

I wasnt in your class Cliff but I remember you. Did you ever join the Navy? You look a bit nautical ,, like the uncle from Fools and Horses.

'Shiver me timbers' Richard lad, 'Navy' ? no, cant swim.
I followed my dream became a Morris Dancer, I took a degree and gained a 1st at Platt Bridge university and and later a chair, I now tutor the less fortunate at my own Morris Dancing Academy in Bryn.

Gee, Cliff,

You didn't join the navy because you can't swim??

So that's why you didn't join the RAF...because you ain't got wings...!!!!

See ya...

I think Cliff joined Gullicks Heavy Tools branch.

Now listen here, your all WRONG!! I became a Justice of the Peace,I was senior bouncer at 'Mothercare' and I, in all my years never lost a pram fight.

I heard that Cliff Higham had emigrated to Australia. Mabel Cruikshank.

I heard Cliff had emigrated to Germany.

I heard Cliff Higham emigrated from the Bellingham to the Millstone.

Actually I think if Cliff was serious he would admit to being a joiner. I asked his missus where he was the other day and she said he was propping up the bar in the Brocket.

Now listen up you crazy guys, I,m emigratin nowhere, germany? naa ! they speak German, OZ naa! they cant speak english G,DAY is all you get, I,m stayin put, in the Millstone with Large Marge, reet!

nice to have you back,,cliff...from now on think you be cliff chalmers and have your own travel program,giving advice to the rest of as to where to go to and where to get the best beer,,,we only jealous ma boy

Cliff, who is Large Marge? Is she you girl friend?

marge is lovely barmaid in the Millstone she always greets with a gorgeous smile, nice girl, oh and she,s not large and her name is not Marge, somebody on here gave her the that name, maybe she,s taller than us (who,s not) an large, rhymes with large, go pay her a visit.

Ladies & Gentlemen be upstanding for Clifford Higham and his wee buddy Bernard Duddy. Yes friends Clifford and Bernard are 21 again today. They share the same birthday.
Congratulations come from friends: Fred Mason, Bill Brown, Elma Hardman, Noel Smith, Tom Hager, Dave Ridout, Derek Worthington, Joe Hill, Joe Fairhurst, David Pyke and Norman Melling. For anyone who wishes to buy Cliff and Curly a drink please meat them in the Brocket Hotel tomorrow eveing 20th June in the Brocket Hotel.
Clifford and Bernard were born on the same day at the same time in the same hospital. Co-incidentally their families shared the same milkman Clifford Bernard Jones. 80 year old Clifford remembers visiting the hospital on that day and describing the two young fellows as cheeky and chirpy and looking so alike they culd have been brothers. So lets raise a glass to these two wonderful personalities. You wont see their likes again.

You wouldnt Adam & Eve it. There has been nearly 1200 viewings of these ugly beggers.

Cliff's funeral service is at St mary's church in Standishgate on Tuesday 2nd July at 2 pm.

Miss thi' owd lad.

yep,,we,ll all miss you Cliff,,,will miss the late nite chats we used to have,,,,