|Weel Waytered by Cyril Ashurst.
|Owd Tum went watchin' Wiggin once
An' at hawf time he went t'bog,
An' th' mon stood i'th' next trap to him,
He peed in owd Tum's clog;
Tum said, "Tha's just peed i' mi clog
Through squertin' north to seawth,
Th' chap gawp't at Tum an' then he said,
"Well, why didn't oppen thi meawth".