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Cyril



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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2016 7:53 pm    Post subject: Doctor Reply with quote

Doctor every time I stand up I see visions of Mickey Mouse and Goofy, and every time I sit down I see Donald Duck.
Tell me, how long have you been having these Disney spells.

Doctor I've got terrible wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!

Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaaaaaad!

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!

Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No honestly, I really did!

Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show?
Absolutely nothing!

A scientist asks a pharmacist, “Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid.”
“Do you mean aspirin?” asks the pharmacist.
The scientist slaps his forehead. “That’s it!” he says. “I can never 
remember the name.”
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