Joined: 07 Jul 2009
|Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 7:53 pm Post subject: Doctor
|Doctor every time I stand up I see visions of Mickey Mouse and Goofy, and every time I sit down I see Donald Duck.
Tell me, how long have you been having these Disney spells.
Doctor I've got terrible wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!
Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!
Doctor I swallowed a bone.
Are you choking?
No honestly, I really did!
Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show?
A scientist asks a pharmacist, “Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid.”
“Do you mean aspirin?” asks the pharmacist.
The scientist slaps his forehead. “That’s it!” he says. “I can never
remember the name.”