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Cyril



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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:44 pm    Post subject: Irish Lilt Reply with quote

Confusing.
It was Seán's first day on the building site and already things weren't going too well. the foreman really confused him - he showed him a selection of spades and told him to take his pick.

Late for work.
On a building site one of the scaffolders arrived an hour late for work covered all over in bumps, bruises and blood, the foreman asked him what happened.

"I fell down the stairs!" he replied.

"And that took you a whole hour?" said the foreman.

Turfing.
A wife notices her husband leaning over the neighbouring fence, every so often he would shout "Green side up!"

She watched for a while and her husband kept on shouting "Green side up! Green side up!"

"What's going on?" she eventually called.

"It's Cian next door," he called back. "He's laying some new turf!"

Language barrier.
O'Shea: "I'm glad I wasn't born in Spain."

O'Toole: "And why's that?"

O'Shea: "Because I can't speak a word of Spanish."
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