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Cyril



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:58 pm    Post subject: For Valentine's Day Reply with quote

Willie was a solid young lad who didn't believe in doing anything foolish. But one night he met a girl at a Valentine's Night dance and fell in love with her.

He was badly smitten and the next day wrote her a long fervent love letter. It said, "My darling Mary, I'm writing to tell you how much I love you. There is nothing I wouldn't do for you. I'd swim the widest river to be near you, I'd climb the highest mountain and cross the deepest ocean."

There was a lot more of this sort of thing. Then at the bottom of the letter he wrote. "P.S. See you on Sunday night - if it's not raining."

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Then there was the Co. Tyrone man whose wife wanted a beauty spot on her face. So he buried her under the Mountains of Mourne.

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O'Toole "My wife's very ungrateful."
O'Shea. "Why."
O'Toole. "I booked a special table for St Valentine's night."
O'Shea. "And she didn't like it?"
O'Toole. "She told me she didn't play snooker."

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Margaret. "I'm sending this letter to my boyfriend to tell him the engagement is off."
Kathleen. "But the page is completely blank."
Margaret. "I know - we're not speaking to each other."
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Lizzie49



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hee hee hee!!!!!😀😀😀😀😀😀
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Maureen



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're absolute crackers..thank you.
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