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Cyril



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:25 pm    Post subject: You've got mail Reply with quote

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.

She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”
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Lizzie49



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 5:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excellent Cyril....I laughed so much I nearly peed my pants........😝
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Cyril



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye Lizzie, poor blondes eh, they don't half get ribbed in jokes. Very Happy

Alligator Shoes.

A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked.

“How much for these shoes?” – she asked the store manager.

“$200″ – he replied.

“That’s too expensive! Can’t you bring the price down?” – the blonde.

The store manager said he couldn’t, and got irratated when the blonde persisted.

Finally after arguing with her for awhile he said, “There’s a pond with alligators behind the store! Why don’t you kill an alligator and get your alligator shoes free?!” – he yelled.

“Fine. I will.” – the blonde replied.

After an hour, the manager got a bit worried that the blonde might have come to harm with the alligators. He decided to go out and check on her.

When he arrived at the pond, he saw the blonde lugging a dead alligator and flinging it on the ground next to 6 other dead ones.

Before he could ask what she was doing, she wailed “Oh my gosh! This one doesn’t have any shoes either!”
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Lizzie49



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes they do Cyril ....just as well I am not a blonde....so I can't take a fence.....😊.....second joke a good un too....👍
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