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Cyril



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:21 pm    Post subject: Plastered Reply with quote

More from Ireland's Own Lilt of Laughter

Relief.
Peggy had broken her leg and had to have a plaster cast on for several months and was told not to use the stairs, but at last the time had come for the doctor to take it off. "Can I go upstairs again?" she asked excitedly. "Yes of course," said the doctor. "Oh good!" she exclaimed. "I've had so much trouble shinning up and down the drainpipe."

Missed
Pam: "How did you manage to break your leg?"
Sam: "See those steps beside the fishpond?"
Pam: "Yes."
Sam: "Well, I didn't."

Strong Cast
Ctritic: "Why have you called your new play 'The Broken Leg?"
Playwright: ""Because it needs a strong cast."
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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