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Phred



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 6:49 pm    Post subject: jokes Reply with quote

I was unwrapping my presents this morning and I found a present from last year that I forgot to give to my daughter........shame ,she would have really loved that kitten! Rolling Eyes
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Cyril



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was watching National Lampoons Christmas Vacation the other day, the bit when batty aunt Bethany has wrapped up her cat in a box always makes me laugh. Laughing

Aunt Bethany
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Lizzie49



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you crossed a sheep with a kangaroo.....what would you get..... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lizzie49 wrote:
If you crossed a sheep with a kangaroo.....what would you get..... Very Happy


Arrested!






(or a wooly jumper)
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Lizzie49



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep I think it is safer to stick with the wooly jumper.... Very Happy

Why do Elephants paint their toenails red or different colours... Very Happy

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