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Dting in the 60s

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:54 pm    Post subject: Dting in the 60s Reply with quote

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960,
and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh,come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
"Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink?
Lemonade? Tea?
"Tea please," Fred said. Mum brought the tea.
"So, What are you and Peggy planning to do tonight ?she asked.
"Oh, probably watch a film,and then maybe grab a bite"to eat at the milk bar,maybe take a walk onto the beach!"
"Peggy likes to screw,you know, "Mum informed him.
"Really?" Fred replied; eyebrows raised.
"Oh yes," mother continued, "When she goes out with her friends,that's all
they do!" Is that so? asked Fred,Incredulous. "Yes," said her mother.

"As," a matter of fact,she'd screw all night if we let her!"
"Well,thanks for the tip!" Fred said as he began thinking about alternate
plans for the evening.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty has a
picture,wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and her hair tied back
in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.

"Have fun"kids!" mother said as they left.

Half an hour later,a completely dishevelled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.

"The Twist,Mum!" she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen.

"The bloody dance is called the ...............TWIST!" Mad Mad Mad
retired and loving it.
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