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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:35 pm    Post subject: Funny Newspaper Headlines Reply with quote

Copied from the Weekend Encounter.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No,
really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now
that's taking things a bit far!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death [Good for them...]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that
works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have
that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have
thought!]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's
something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [He
probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they already obese enough?]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [No comment
needed...]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [No thanks...]

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping To Feed Needy [Now
that's called giving...]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Ouch!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Tall, aren't
they?]

Tornado Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
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