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bloo-moon



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:06 pm    Post subject: I play golf friday Reply with quote

Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate,painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of
unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her
passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!

After a few minutes the therapist stepped away, Eileen buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'

Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.

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eddie7457



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a cracker!
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ShedaSingapore



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Hilarious! Laughing
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mackdsouza



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are many adventurous sports. For me Golf is a very entertaining sport. I love to play it, usually when my families and friends get together then book a golf course at MurciaGolf.
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