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but can you guess who the authors were.If it was you,keep quiet.

1. boiled eggs cut in half vertically and with the yolk removed, make ideal miniature porcelain style urinals for hamsters and guinea pigs.
2 My cousin liz used to love squeezing boils and carbuncles.It hurt like hell but you were cured.
3 I'm not sure about the Sod family. There's a little sod, a fat sod and a clever sod who became an MP. He passed a law known world wide as sods law.
4 when you come out of the water at Blackpool any clothing that has got wet stinks.I was told it was seaweed but I have my own ideas.

4/4 is the target - good luck