Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

I was late walking into a very important meeting today.

"Sorry boss" I said, quickly sitting down.

I put my briefcase and a doner kebab on the table and said, "Right, carry on."

My boss looked at our important clients, then he looked at me and said, "What's with the doner kebab Dave?"

I said, "Just some salad and a bit of chilli sauce."