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Cannibal Senior and Cannibal Junior are out looking for dinner one afternoon. They find a little girl and Junior gets excited.

"Oooh Oooh, Dad, Dad can we eat her? can we eat her?"

"No, put her back son. She's too skinny and too small. She'll be much better in a few years time."

So they walk a bit further. They find a haggard old woman.

"Oooh Oooh Dad, Dad can we eat her? can we eat her?"

"No, put her back son. She's too old and too bony. She won't taste nice. Let's keep going."

They go on further and find a gorgeous blonde with a body to die for, lazing on the beach, bronzing nicely. Junior licks his lips and starts bouncing with excitement.

"Oooh Oooh, Dad, Dad can we eat her? can we- wait, what's wrong with this one then?"

"Nothing; put her in the sack, your mother's for dinner"