Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

An Indian gentleman was trying to smuggle an elephant through customs, the elephant had a slice of bread in each ear, the officer says ''Good morning sir, anything to declare?'' the man says ''oh no, nothing at all sir''....''well what about that then?'' he said pointing to the elephant... he says ''please sir, whatever I put in my sandwiches has nothing to do with you!''