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Rightyho, that's me back from oglin...Researching Lingerie Baseball.....


Where was I?..

Ah yes...


I took my three-year-old son for a walk in the park yesterday. He asked me, 'Daddy, why is the sky blue?'

Any idiot knows that the sky is blue because air scatters short-wavelength light more than longer wavelengths. Since blue light is at the short wavelength end of the visible spectrum, it is more strongly scattered in the atmosphere than long wavelength red light.

So I gave him a good beating.